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No tits and in dire need of a hamburger

Wouldn’t rate even a second look

While we’ve never seen the covered drink signal in person that would normally tell me someone plans to come back to that table BUT…

Thanks everyone. This just confirms what we were assuming but you know what happens when you assume.

Ishmael, not sure if you’re aware but…

Hello all. No, we aren’t dead. We’ll be in Panama City Beach for work in a couple of weeks and there’s no telling what…

We would both pass. She needs to move some of that ass to her tits.

I could sleep at any time, anywhere and for any length of time. I get up at 5am. When I worked nights I wouldn't…

Anything to stay relevant for another 15 minutes. What's even sadder is her and people like her will call the paparazzi to announce where…

Most likely it isn't someone trying to hack YOU personally but instead somewhere that you reg'd with that email had their user list database…

Yep, after y'all go out dressed nice and she asks if she should change go back so she can put on her sexy slutty…

I watched this earlier this year and it starts off great but it's really a pretty depressing movie. Definitely NOT a movie for couples.

Seems like there would be a lot of OSHA regulations to abide by with something like that. Might be more of a headache than…

Neither. Show me a woman who doesn't need a whole hair and makeup team to look hot and then ask me.

Oh, I forgot. It's not that she doesn't like them since she said she goes. The problem I see is you didn't discuss it…

Well, all you can do now is just shake it off and go back to your boring wall to wall sex meetings. If she…

We've all been there. We'll never forget sitting at Ihop at 6am one Sunday morning eating pancakes after spending the last 8 or 9…

Mrs sea saw one at Target last year. Normal clothes i think she said something like sweat pants and a t-shirt and no make…

I just say I don't need one because I'm married but have you met my wife; (point to mrs sea next to me) because…

I like mine because they're real, big and I get to play with them anytime I want for free.

I would guess I'd be known for my outrageous lie about being happily married to a gorgeous sex freak who loves SC's and women.

Actually, we both find it funny when we still find stripper glitter in various places for several days following a visit. Even after multiple…

Yeah, those are at least DD/E cups

Don't care about grinding. There needs to be kissing and rubbing and sucking all over EVERYBODY. If she doesn't have mrs sea half naked…

We'll put a little bit of everything in a stripper stash but as far as getting a bunch of $1's i'll just get change…

"...my wife couldn't recover figure after first kid (she stays at 200 lbs - 5' 8") I don't see my self leaving her because…