Reviews by cranknyank

I entered the club at around 1:30AM on a Saturday after having my Uber get lost on the way. When you enter, there is a cashier on your right and I had to pay a…

About a month back I was in town for a short visit and had to stop by favorite club in the city. There was a cover (about $5) and got to enjoy the great view.…

I step in the door and pay a cover ($10 I think). Red flag #1 the cruddy looking bullet-proof glass. Well, it’s Portsmouth, I guess. Step in to Red Flag#2 a bunch of dudes sitting…

Stopped in the Bluelight last year for a bachelor party. Actually, the night before so that we knew it was good, and boy were we right. We pulled up to a sketchy area in a…

Well, back to the strip club desert called Hampton Roads (well, there are clubs but not many good ones). I went back to the Hot Seat because it’s the best for lap dance since the…

I stopped here when I had a long layover in Phoenix. First of all they said that they held my large carry-on backpack behind the counter which is excellent fir business travelers like me. Once…

I came here during a work trip in December but figured I’d write a review since there aren’t any. First things first, this place is inside a sex shop called Aladdin’s so google map that…

Went to this club on a business trip this winter but I realized that the posts are really old so I thought I would share. I walk in the club and I’m impressed by the…

I visited after a pretty entertaining evening at MGM. Let’s be real, we all want to finish the job and what better place than Paradise. I sat around for about 45 minutes as the late…

I came here a few months ago after a great cost to Curves. This spot is okay and the night I came, it seemed like there were a ton of regulars. There were two stages…

Came in after a $7 cover and ID check, smooth entry. As soon as I walk in the lady at the door is like “only lap dances”. I was cool because that’s all that I…

I came in on a Wednesday and was amazed by the talent in here. Last time I came, it was about nearly 100% white or fair-skinned Latina. This time they had a little bit of…

Came in here on a work trip and noticed that it was pretty light in there. I grab a drink at the bar (I think they had beer specials but I'm more of a whisky/rum…

I went here on a Monday around 9pm and had a decent time. They had 2 for 1 drinks (think I ordered run and coke) so that was a win. No one really came over…

Came in during a work trip after a hilariously bad exploratory trip to TD's on the other side of town. As soon as I walked in, I quickly realized that this was going to be…

So I catch an Uber from near the airport while in town for business. Pull up to the venue, looks like your average strip club. I walk in, hit with a cover (forgot the amount…

Okay, so work brought me on another trip to Chicago (earlier this year, sorry for the late post) and I couldn't wait to get to HB. This time I was prepared and left my coat…

Went here a couple of months back for a bachelor party. Being a pretty season SCer, I knew my fun would have to be limited, just based on the fact that I have an 8…

I went here a while ago and figure I should add a review since there does seem to be much recent information. Came in town for business and figured what better way to kill time.…

I went here a while ago and figure I should add a review since there does seem to be much recent information. Came in town for business and figured what better way to kill time.…

Came here during a work trip on Monday around 9ish. First off, yes the parking lot is as bad as they say so drive reaaally slowly. Once I made it in only 3-4 girls were…

I visit the area for work monthly and always squeeze a visit here. Dancers are mostly white but always has a black or Latina on shift (love having some type of variety). Entry is $10…