Terrible Vibe but sometimes you just want black girls

I step in the door and pay a cover ($10 I think). Red flag #1 the cruddy looking bullet-proof glass. Well, it’s Portsmouth, I guess. Step in to Red Flag#2 a bunch of dudes sitting around waiting for dances. Not as shady as the folks standing outside but I did not want to have a conversation in a bar that does sell liquor. Red Flag #3 chest high booths for lap dances and one guy with damn near his entire head in the booth watching someone get a lap dance. Okay, so now I’m regretting even coming here. I hate sitting in line for a lap dance.

All of a sudden a decent looking slim black chick walks out. I expect someone else that was waiting in line to get up but nope, she walks straight to me and ask for a dance. Funny thing is all of the guys were sitting around not getting lap dances because they didn’t want to pay. So she quotes a price of $30 per dance in what essentially is a picnic chair behind a theater translucent curtain (Whattttt? Not in this hole in the wall). Then says we can go to the chest high booths for $10 per dance. I ask her is the $30 WORTH it, worth it. She looks at me with a boyyy please and says “boyyy, I ain’t selling nothing extra” I reluctantly agree to the $10 dances. The dances were actually really good. I tried to face away from the outside because side a guy staring would totally mess up my experience. Luckily, I’m pretty good on focusing on one thing and got to enjoy myself. On the way out, I saw a girl with one of the fattest asses ever. If I I come back it will be to try her out. Besides that, I’ll keep going to the Hot Seat.