Not great, but at least it's open...
Never been here before and will likely never be again, but I was intrigued by what I'd read about Aladdin's and wanted to check it out on this ultra-rare visit to Laredo.
Aladdin's Dream Boutique is a seldom-scene combination of a strip club/porno theater/video peepshow arcade, which means there's something for just about everyone—straight, bi or gay. The building is located near what must be the gathering place for every 18-wheeler in the state. Never seen so many trucks in one place.
Finally got into the parking lot and went inside. The lobby has a smallish selection of sex toys. I checked out the theater: surprisingly large, chairs socially distanced...and completely empty.
In the peepshow arcade, maybe a dozen little rooms, five of them with Out of Order signs. Inside each room was a stool and a video screen with 20 or so channels or porn. Again, I did not see another soul in this part of the building.
Finally, the strip club. It was afternoon, around 4:30, so not much going on, but I did see three dancers, all wearing masks and outfits with fishnet stockings. One girl was playing pool with a masked guy. The other two were sitting on a sofa.
I sat down at a table and one of the girls immediately came over to me. BTW, nobody ever tried to sell me a drink, which was a surprise. Anyway, this girl shook my hand and said her name was Lily. At least I think that's what she said. She had a mask on and I couldn't see her lips, plus let's just say that English is not a close personal friend of hers. We made some very awkward small talk, much of which was me saying, "What?"
I did eventually hear the words "private dance," and I said yeah, I liked that. Now here's the deal. I don't know if this girl was pretty or not, but her body was not very taut. Her belly had many dramatic stretch marks, and normally I would have passed. But, guys, since February I've had NOTHING and I had already decided that if I could just feel some naked titties, I was not gonna be particular.
So she led me to a back room which was brighter and featured a counter with another woman behind it. This lady showed me a pricing structure involving number of minutes and whether it would be topless or nude. I opted for 16 minutes totally nude, which was $80. The woman pushed half of the money over to my dancer, so it's apparently a 50-50 split. We went into a room with a couch and a fan and she began to dance, but not before holding out her palm and saying, "Teep? Teep?" I gave her 40 more, so now I'm in for $120. She did a lot of slapping her thicc ass and grinding it on my lap. After a song, she took off her top. Her tits were very nice and I would have enjoyed sucking them, but she made sure my mask was over my mouth and nose at all times. After another song, she pulled off her panties and leaned back against me, opening wide. There were mirrors on both of the side walls, so I could see well. I moved my hand closer to the promised land and she said, "You wanna touch va-jee-nah?" I asked how much? She said twenty more. I said, Nah, I'm good. By now, I'd gotten about all I needed from this experience. She kept dancing and I finally noticed the timer built into the wall. I watched the last few seconds tick away and when it hit zero, she stood up and said thank you.
So, it was far from my best experience, but after such a long dry spell, it at least felt a little bit hopeful. I do think this place is a genius concept which should exist more places. If quarantine was not in place, I'm sure there's LOTS of fun to be had here. My YES recommendation is really for the place and the chance to have some contact with a naked female. For me, it was worth about what I paid.
