Reviews by LostUnicorn
Submit a ReviewDream on Saloon
15920 SE Stark St
Portland, OR 97233
A nice visit to Dream On
I showed up here on a Tuesday afternoon. I got a customary Coke. It’s kind a of a dive bar with a stripper dance floor in the middle. Nothing too out of the ordinary. There…
DV8
5021 SE Foster Rd
Portland, OR 97206
A Great Visit to an Old Haunt
Overall: Attractive women who seem to like what they do. Standard Portland Prices (1 for 40, 3 for 100).
The Location: DV8 is a good mix of a dive bar and a club. It reminds me…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Retired)
The Venue
9950 SE Stark St
Portland, OR 97216
Decent visit. Nothing crazy
Went to The Venue on a free afternoon and had a bit of fun, but not much mileage.
Club layout: As you walk in there’s a stage in front of you, a bar to your…
4 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Putty)
Club Tease
4523 NE 60th Ave
Portland, OR 97218
All Tease, No Fun
Club Description: The club is a small divey club with a single stage. There were a handful of customers there enjoying their drinks and food and seeming not to mind that no dancers were currently…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Retired)
Club 205
9939 SE Stark St
Portland, OR 97216
Good Dancer, Weird Dance Environment.
Overview: I was reinvigorated from my experiences at Shimmers, so I wanted to give Club 205 a try.
Club Description: This club is right across the street from The Venue. You enter the club from the…
1 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(Retired)
Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip
8000 SE Foster Rd
Portland, OR 97206
After a few bad experiences at clubs, I finally found a gem.
Note: This is based on 2 visits made to Shimmers in a few weeks
Overview: After 2 poor strip club experiences within a week (see my review for The Venue and I chose not to…
2 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(LostUnicorn)
The Venue
9950 SE Stark St
Portland, OR 97216
After a long time away, I don't feel like I've been missing much at The Venue
It's been a while since I've been back to strip clubs, and I decided to pop into The Venue to see if I would enjoy myself there as much as I did a few years…
1 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(Retired)
Scarlet Lounge
12646 SE Division St
Portland, OR 97236
Dive and Dance
I went on a Wednesday early afternoon, to have a few cheap beers. The location is pretty divey if you're into that, and most of the dancers that I've seen there are pretty lackluster, I…
Club Rouge
403 SW Harvey Milk St
Portland, OR 97204
Standard Downtown Club
Not exactly setting the world on fire with it’s value or it’s luxury (though they are going for it), the Rouge reminds me of some of the less appointed Spearmint Rhino’s that I’ve been to…
Gold Club Centerfolds
11363 Folsom Blvd
Rancho Cordova, CA 95742
GCC itself seems to be a...
GCC itself seems to be a fine club, nothing too out of the ordinary for clubs in the Sacramento area. It's a very YMMV type place with the level of attention seeming to be based…
Les Girls
3790 Riley St
San Diego, CA 92110
Les Girls is located in the...
Les Girls is located in the part of town that a lot of other strip clubs are at. It’s a weird club for a lot of reasons, because it reminds me of older style clubs…
Expose
5520 Kearny Villa Rd
San Diego, CA 92123
I visited this place twice while...
I visited this place twice while visiting San Diego. This review will reflect the first time I went there.
This place, as others have noted, isn’t that bad. Now that doesn’t sound like a ringing endorsement,…
Centerfolds Gentlemens Club
15430 CA-99
Chico, CA 95973
This place is inexpensive, but you...
This place is inexpensive, but you get what you pay for. If you go on a VIP you can get away with paying $10 for a lap dance, but that will not be the most…
Centerfolds Gentlemens Club
15430 CA-99
Chico, CA 95973
This place is kind of a...
This place is kind of a shithole. But it's the only place in town, so you don't have a lot of other options for the area. The decor is trashy and poorly done, if that…
Spearmint Rhino
15411 E Valley Blvd,
City of Industry, CA 91746
After having a less than stellar...
After having a less than stellar time in another part of the city, I chose to find another place to... release my pent up energy from the other place. Luckily, Spearmint Rhino didn't disappoint. Downsides,…
Déjà Vu Showgirls
16025 Gale Ave
City of Industry, CA 91745
I rolled in a little after...
I rolled in a little after they opened, and unlike previous visits, this was not a positive experience. The girls were mostly okay, but there were a few exceptions (and one who made me wanna…
Imperial Showgirls
2640 W Woodland Dr
Anaheim, CA 92801
So I rolled in in the...
So I rolled in in the later afternoon, and was able to partake in their Bottomless Wednesday deal. Seems like a pretty good deal if that's for you. For me, I'm not a huge fan…















