Reviews by LostUnicorn

I showed up here on a Tuesday afternoon. I got a customary Coke. It’s kind a of a dive bar with a stripper dance floor in the middle. Nothing too out of the ordinary....

Overall: Attractive women who seem to like what they do. Standard Portland Prices (1 for 40, 3 for 100). The Location: DV8 is a good mix of a dive bar and a club. It reminds...

Went to The Venue on a free afternoon and had a bit of fun, but not much mileage. Club layout: As you walk in there’s a stage in front of you, a bar to...

Club Description: The club is a small divey club with a single stage. There were a handful of customers there enjoying their drinks and food and seeming not to mind that no dancers were...

Overview: I was reinvigorated from my experiences at Shimmers, so I wanted to give Club 205 a try. Club Description: This club is right across the street from The Venue. You enter the club from...

Note: This is based on 2 visits made to Shimmers in a few weeks Overview: After 2 poor strip club experiences within a week (see my review for The Venue and I chose not...

It's been a while since I've been back to strip clubs, and I decided to pop into The Venue to see if I would enjoy myself there as much as I did a few...

I went on a Wednesday early afternoon, to have a few cheap beers. The location is pretty divey if you're into that, and most of the dancers that I've seen there are pretty lackluster,...

Not exactly setting the world on fire with it’s value or it’s luxury (though they are going for it), the Rouge reminds me of some of the less appointed Spearmint Rhino’s that I’ve been...

GCC itself seems to be a fine club, nothing too out of the ordinary for clubs in the Sacramento area. It's a very YMMV type place with the level of attention seeming to be...

Les Girls is located in the part of town that a lot of other strip clubs are at. It’s a weird club for a lot of reasons, because it reminds me of older style...

I visited this place twice while visiting San Diego. This review will reflect the first time I went there. This place, as others have noted, isn’t that bad. Now that doesn’t sound like a ringing...

This place is inexpensive, but you get what you pay for. If you go on a VIP you can get away with paying $10 for a lap dance, but that will not be the...

This place is kind of a shithole. But it's the only place in town, so you don't have a lot of other options for the area. The decor is trashy and poorly done, if...

After having a less than stellar time in another part of the city, I chose to find another place to... release my pent up energy from the other place. Luckily, Spearmint Rhino didn't disappoint....

I rolled in a little after they opened, and unlike previous visits, this was not a positive experience. The girls were mostly okay, but there were a few exceptions (and one who made me...

So I rolled in in the later afternoon, and was able to partake in their Bottomless Wednesday deal. Seems like a pretty good deal if that's for you. For me, I'm not a huge...

This club is quite good for the area, and the dancers vary in quality (both in hotness and in their private dances). There's no alcohol. If you do go to the club, pick up...

I showed up at around 6-7pm when the shift was changing, so for an hour or two it was pretty dead. I chose to stick around for a bit and have a few beers,...