LostUnicorn

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Reviews by LostUnicorn

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  2 months ago
  Dream on Saloon

  Portland, Oregon
  A nice visit to Dream On

  I showed up here on a Tuesday afternoon. I got a customary Coke. It’s kind a of a dive bar with a stripper dance floor in the middle. Nothing too out of the ordinary....
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  a year ago
  DV8

  Portland, Oregon
  A Great Visit to an Old Haunt

  Overall: Attractive women who seem to like what they do. Standard Portland Prices (1 for 40, 3 for 100). The Location: DV8 is a good mix of a dive bar and a club. It reminds...
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  2 years ago
  The Venue

  Portland, Oregon
  Decent visit. Nothing crazy

  Went to The Venue on a free afternoon and had a bit of fun, but not much mileage. Club layout: As you walk in there’s a stage in front of you, a bar to...
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  2 years ago
  Club Tease

  Portland, Oregon
  All Tease, No Fun

  Club Description: The club is a small divey club with a single stage. There were a handful of customers there enjoying their drinks and food and seeming not to mind that no dancers were...
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  3 years ago
  Club 205

  Portland, Oregon
  Good Dancer, Weird Dance Environment.

  Overview: I was reinvigorated from my experiences at Shimmers, so I wanted to give Club 205 a try. Club Description: This club is right across the street from The Venue. You enter the club from...
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  3 years ago
  Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

  Portland, Oregon
  After a few bad experiences at clubs, I finally found a gem.

  Note: This is based on 2 visits made to Shimmers in a few weeks Overview: After 2 poor strip club experiences within a week (see my review for The Venue and I chose not...
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• review

  3 years ago
  The Venue

  Portland, Oregon
  After a long time away, I don't feel like I've been missing much at The Venue

  It's been a while since I've been back to strip clubs, and I decided to pop into The Venue to see if I would enjoy myself there as much as I did a few...
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• review

  5 years ago
  Scarlet Lounge

  Portland, Oregon
  Dive and Dance

  I went on a Wednesday early afternoon, to have a few cheap beers. The location is pretty divey if you're into that, and most of the dancers that I've seen there are pretty lackluster,...
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  6 years ago
  Club Rouge

  Portland, Oregon
  Standard Downtown Club

  Not exactly setting the world on fire with it’s value or it’s luxury (though they are going for it), the Rouge reminds me of some of the less appointed Spearmint Rhino’s that I’ve been...
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  9 years ago
  Gold Club Centerfolds

  Rancho Cordova, California
  GCC itself seems to be a...

  GCC itself seems to be a fine club, nothing too out of the ordinary for clubs in the Sacramento area. It's a very YMMV type place with the level of attention seeming to be...
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  10 years ago
  Les Girls

  San Diego, California
  Les Girls is located in the...

  Les Girls is located in the part of town that a lot of other strip clubs are at. It’s a weird club for a lot of reasons, because it reminds me of older style...
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  10 years ago
  Expose

  San Diego, California
  I visited this place twice while...

  I visited this place twice while visiting San Diego. This review will reflect the first time I went there. This place, as others have noted, isn’t that bad. Now that doesn’t sound like a ringing...
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  10 years ago
  Centerfolds Gentlemens Club

  Chico, California
  This place is inexpensive, but you...

  This place is inexpensive, but you get what you pay for. If you go on a VIP you can get away with paying $10 for a lap dance, but that will not be the...
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  10 years ago
  Centerfolds Gentlemens Club

  Chico, California
  This place is kind of a...

  This place is kind of a shithole. But it's the only place in town, so you don't have a lot of other options for the area. The decor is trashy and poorly done, if...
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  11 years ago
  Spearmint Rhino

  City of Industry, California
  After having a less than stellar...

  After having a less than stellar time in another part of the city, I chose to find another place to... release my pent up energy from the other place. Luckily, Spearmint Rhino didn't disappoint....
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  11 years ago
  Déjà Vu Showgirls

  City of Industry, California
  I rolled in a little after...

  I rolled in a little after they opened, and unlike previous visits, this was not a positive experience. The girls were mostly okay, but there were a few exceptions (and one who made me...
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  11 years ago
  Imperial Showgirls

  Anaheim, California
  So I rolled in in the...

  So I rolled in in the later afternoon, and was able to partake in their Bottomless Wednesday deal. Seems like a pretty good deal if that's for you. For me, I'm not a huge...
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  11 years ago
  Gold Club Centerfolds

  Rancho Cordova, California
  This club is quite good for...

  This club is quite good for the area, and the dancers vary in quality (both in hotness and in their private dances). There's no alcohol. If you do go to the club, pick up...
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  11 years ago
  Fantasy Girls

  Reno, Nevada
  I showed up at around 6-7pm...

  I showed up at around 6-7pm when the shift was changing, so for an hour or two it was pretty dead. I chose to stick around for a bit and have a few beers,...