All Tease, No Fun

Club Description: The club is a small divey club with a single stage. There were a handful of customers there enjoying their drinks and food and seeming not to mind that no dancers were currently on stage. The friendly female bartender (who I presume to be the owner or a manager) mentioned that she was having trouble finding dancers who can show up and this was why they had so few in right at the moment (I will get to dancers in the next section). Overall it’s not a terrible-looking but small club and would be a nice place to spend time if dancers were actually... dancing.

Dancers: 2 Dancers were in the club during my visit. I didn’t catch either one's name but both were on the chunkier side (chunkier than I am usually interested in) and it didn’t matter anyway because I didn’t get to see either dance on the stage anyway, both seemed really quite occupied by their phones. Essentially they could have been 2 customers that happened to be dressed in bikinis. This is always a disappointment to be in a strip club with no stripping happening.

Amount Spent: $4 on a soda. Didn’t get to ask about dance prices (see above).