Reviews by Subraman

This is a review of Spearmint Rhino, SJ's newest club, across a couple of trips (for comparison purposes that will become apparent) The first time I went to SR, the club had just opened a few…

I should point out, first, that the ratings above are relative to the SF strip club dayshift scene, which is what it is best compared against. Those of you in different states, or even…

Let me start off by saying a couple of things. 1. I'm not a nightshift guy. I hate the sausagefest atmosphere and high hustle of nightshift. 2. My ratings on things like "monetary value" are relative…

Went on an early evening -- club was just starting up, so that definitely colors the visit, it was not in full swing yet. I'd heard Penthouse was the nicest club in the city…

I'm a huge fan of dayshift here, but because of the turnover rate, the quality can go up and down. 6 months ago, dayshift seemed to be getting more ethnic and thicker; currently, it's…

Crazy Horse remains a bit of a charming dive, and dishes out inconsistent experiences. I continue to have trouble figuring out whether I should recommend this place or not. Find the right girl…

So, a follow-up visit to the club, on a slow Saturday afternoon, yields a completely different experience. The club remains pretty decent -- it's got a big layout, and it's easy to either be…

This is a daytime review. Dancer quality goes up significantly at night, might as well be two different clubs, so don't go by this review for a night trip. Day shift has a…

Good news, bad news, then good news again. ***Good news #1***: I haven't been to Gold Club in a while, and was worried about what I'd find. What I found is, the girls…

Return trip to the Roaring 20s! What with the girlfights on the floor during my last visit, I figured it's worth another trip just for that :) Went during the afternoon and it…

This may be the premier eye candy club in SF. The place can get a little predatory during really busy shifts, but during slower shifts, like most afternoons (unless there's a big even going…

One of a number of smaller clubs on broadway. They take a picture of your ID before they let you in. Inside you walk straight into the front room with the stage, seats…

Just the girls: This applies to dayshift only. Hustler is a dayshift gem if you want alcohol and are good with more-limited touching (head to the non-alcohol nude clubs for extras). The dayshift…

I have mixed feelings about Crazy Horse. It's always been a bit of a rundown club, with girls skewed towards the average side but some real lookers here and there. The draw has…