Reviews by BumHip

Got there around 4 PM on Friday afternoon. Parking lot was very full. I think I got the last spot there. Standard $2 parking fee, no cover, and either a wand down, or pat...

This is a review from two separate Saturday afternoon visits, one week apart in late September. That is why to total spent looks so high. On my first visit, I was determined to see...

Got to Synn around 3pm. Snagged one of the last parking spots in a small lot. I figured it was going to be packed, but after a pat down, a $15 cover, and taking...

First time crossing the border in over a year. Some changes, and some continuity from my last visit. Parking fees were the same at $8/8 hours. Taxi to the club was $10, and my...

I had already spent time at other Pompano clubs earlier in the day, and had a great time. But it was several hours later, and I was not ready to call it a night....

Got there around 3pm on a recent Monday afternoon. Had a few hours to kill before my flight home. No fee to get in, or to park. The hustle started within one step in...

Was back in town for the first time in a while. You know life has gotten in the way when an avid hobbyist such as myself has not been partaking for months. Anyway, here's...

This was my 2nd stop on the COI tour. Goal was to hit up the big 3 but ran out of time. Guess I’ll have to go back now… purely for journalistic, and research...

I usually head to TJ when I want a club fix, but the last couple times there, the value seemed to be going downhill. Plus the hassle of crossing the boarder, and all the...

Stopped by on a Wednesday afternoon around 2pm. Parked in the far lot for $2. It’s not too far, so having to walk a bit is no big deal… otherwise it’s $5 for the...

I have not had the success at C.H. In the recent past as I have had in the past years. But I am nothing if not persistent when it comes to places I have...

Second attempt at posting this review. Never had one rejected before. It got shot down because it did not have enough details, AND was too explicit at the same time. Hard to understand how...

This will be a review of 3 visits combined, starting with a Sunday evening in August and two more afternoon sessions. That is why the $ spent is so high. It averaged out to...

First time at The Trap in about 10 months. Several changes come to mind since my last visit. Firstly, you have to park in the far lot to only pay $2 to the lot...

Drove down there on a Tuesday afternoon from Vegas, with the goal of getting on the club floor by 6 so I could see what both Day, and Night shift had to offer. The...

I had such a great time at HK a few weeks ago that I had to go back. I told myself that I would wait a couple of months, but I couldn’t. So I...

Went down on a Monday. Reserved my room upstairs from HK by following the links on their website. I parked at the standard spot behind Jack In The Box. $8 an hour. Then proceeded...

Back in the day, this was my hangout. But it has been at least 12 years since I had been here. I was in the mood for some top shelf product, and have been...

I have had the itch to go to strip club for weeks, and usually can take care of it in more value settings like TJ, or South Florida. But a new job has kept...

Stopped in on a Tuesday afternoon around 1pm. Buck to park, $5 for my beer. There was a free lunch available, and I recommend it. I had a burger right before I left,...

I was in Tampa for the first time in decades, but only for about 20 hours. Went to a Rays game on a Friday night, then headed over to Scarlett's. I honestly don't know...

After spending too much time in The Pompano Triangle, I wanted to expand my horizons. I ended up at Cheetahs Hallandale on a Wednesday afternoon around 1:30. Plenty of parking when I got there,...

First time back to Tootsie's since the before times (pre COVID). At 4pm ish on a Wednesday, the GIANT parking lot was about a quarter full. No cover, no temp check. There was a...

It was the last day of my 9 day mongering in South Florida, I had visited the Pompano Golden Triangle many times so far this trip. I had originally planned on also hitting up...