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5 years ago
@kingcool, the "petite brunette non tattooed spinner" could potentially be several ladies:
If she was white American Irish-Italian mix in her mid to late 20's, short and looked a tiny bit like a brunette Anna Faris it could have been "Jen" aka the infamous (in a very good way) Jenny. If so extremely highly recommended for a CR ;)
If she was short Hispanic/central American and looked like jail bait with perfect B/C cups and shoulder length straight brown hair it could have been "Novalina". If so only recommend a couple of lappers.
If she was taller and with prominent eye brows, looked Russian in her early-mid 20's and had tan lines it could have been " Lauren". Decent CR but not the best either (at least not for this fat old man, YMMV ;)
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5 years ago
@Adrianna, on behalf of all the shit-talking imbeciles on here I want to welcome you to Tuscl! I think you're initial response was very "cogent" as some other dude trying to sound intellectual put it. However I think your wasting your time debating the original reviewer any further. Half the reviews on here are pure bullshit and everyone knows it, so don't take it too seriously.
On the other hand developing your Tuscl profile may drum up some business for you if you post some enticing pictures that show how beautiful you really are. May I suggest posting a picture of your pretty pussy perhaps :)
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5 years ago
Sam has been dancing around Providence for the last 10+ years (Fantasies, Caddy... presently Desire). At 33? she still looks good, especially them big-big titties! Unfortunately she's low mileage, at least by Desires standards.
@Roge, I've seen Peyton working on Wednesday, Thursday and Friday day shifts over the last couple of months. Try giving one of those days a try or even better call the club before you visit to see if she's there.
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5 years ago
Scarface, dude, you're supposed to test drive the ladies with a single lap dance before you go to the CR. That's how you know what you're gonna get (or not get).
I agree, Desire does currently have all other Providence clubs beat with hot women... as well as in the kind of Champagne Room experience that's available. But the review also brought up some valid constructive criticism. Stage shows are 99% of the time topless only, compared to Caddy where most ladies get all nude. Both the bathroom downstairs and the one upstairs in Lust have only one stall. That's simply not enough for the size of the crowds on Friday and Saturday nights. Finally something not brought up is that the club only hires 21y/o and up ladies. Gerard, IMHO its time to shitcan some of the 40+ year old broads like Sheena and Bianca and hire in some teen poontang instead! :)
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5 years ago
Regular lap dances are $25 each total for topless and $35 for nude. You have to pay $5 per song upfront to the club at the cash register before entering the changing room-like lap dance stalls to the left of the DJ booth and then you pay the balance (20 or 30, etc) directly to the dancer after you're done. CR works the same way, $40 per 15 minutes paid upfront directly to the club at the cash register before you enter the individual totally enclosed and private CR's, then the balance (100+ ) after you're done.
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5 years ago
@Chaindogg, once you go black, you never go back! Just ask fellow revised Pappa Chili :)
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5 years ago
As a longtime Desire regular I have to say that I respect both the opinions brought up by the original reviewer, Bradfoosball, and by "Adrianna" in her own defense.
If you're not a regular it takes some time to like this club and learn its "customs", like how drink cards work, getting ladies attention by standing between the bars or in front of DJ booth, etc. It also usually takes a few visits to build a rapport with a dancer and establish a certain trust that makes one a known quantity to both that dancer and others which is necessary to get to the next " level of enjoyment " if you will. I agree that the dayshift ladies are mostly 6 and 7's, with a couple of 8's. There's a valid point that many times all the seats at the bar are taken yet no one sits at the stage, especially during the day.
As for Adrianna, if its really her, cudos to her for coming on here to defend herself. She's not my favorite dancer but I've still had good dance experiences with her, so no complaints here. I find her attractive. As she described herself- she has a small slender frame with itty bitty titties. But that's not a put off for me as one might guess from my handle. This monger is much more interested in what's underneath that thong...and so I'll add, I can vouch that Adrianna has a very beautiful vagina!
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5 years ago
Good review. Matches what I saw on my last visit to Mario's last fall as far as declining talent. Question- did they change the CR layout and make it less private? Last time I did a CR it was divided up with office cubicle-like partions and my dancer put her shoes at the entrance to the cubicle to note it was occupied, so had decent privacy but obviously not as good as Desire.
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5 years ago
I agree the parking lot is way the hell too small. On Friday and Saturday nights it can be almost impossible to find a spot. At least they could have the dancers and employees park in the dirt lot behind the joint to free up some parking.
I have to say that Emory is a real champ in the CR and on top of that she charges about 50% less than everyone else. She's a young brunette Milf from New Hampshire with a few tats, upper back, shoulder and thigh.
Milan is a hottie IMHO. To me she looks like a shorter version of super model Petra Nemcova. Anyone ever bone her? OWG give us the deets...
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5 years ago
Excellent review. Very useful info!
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5 years ago
You brought up a good point about Caddy not letting custies back in once they leave to make a phone call or get something out of their car. Foxy Lady is also like that. However if you ask the bouncer at the door at Caddy (or Steve the doorman at Foxy) if you can re-enter before you actually leave, they'll usually bend the rules and allow it as long as it's just once and you reenter quickly (in other words in like 5 minutes of less).
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5 years ago
@Nelly, I feel the exact same way about Gwen. She's very friendly and I love those big knockers... but upclose she looks like a scare crow and she's kinda a fatty and has that fat person personality that just makes one feel awkward when you're not interested in her and she knows/senses it yet just keeps on talking, likes she's cockblocking but isn't doing intentionally and doesn't even realize it.
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5 years ago
Emily works weekend nights as well. From the back, side and front from the nose down she's attractive and my type. But there's something about her eyes or forehead that detracts from her looks... it almost looks like she has one of those bizarro uni-brows, like Frankenstein. So I agree with the 6 to 7 rating.
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5 years ago
I've seen Selma at Desires on Friday and Saturday nights recently. Has a decent body (a little wide) and attractive face that looks slightly like that actress Selma Blair back in her Cruel Intentions day (now the bitch is old and ugly snd claims to have MS, probably to try to revive her career like Michael J Fox did). Anywho... I'm not a fan of that big tat between Selma's nice big saggy titties :P
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5 years ago
Club ad...
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5 years ago
I haven't been here in several months, but is "Isabella" the same as "Bella" the hot 23 y/o hottie with a spray-on tan, long black hair, small tat on upper back and right wrist, and a face resembling a young Rachel Bilson? Her pussy's sometimes shtinky?
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6 years ago
Excellent review OWG. I don't go here that often because I go to Providence instead as it's about the same distance from me, but IME the talent at FLB on weekend nights has been pretty good. This club is often underrated because of its proximity to Providence and the clubs there that set such a high bar for dance "quality", if you know what I mean.
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6 years ago
I second scrub^
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6 years ago
Sisi was working at Caddy for a while. I agree, she's a hottie and definitely makes a visit worthwhile (;
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6 years ago
Correction- sorry folks, I try to be as accurate as possible but occasionally I get things wrong and in this case I gotta say that I incorrectly noted Sativa's big jugs as being fake. They are in fact 100% real. It's amazing that such a petit little spinner has such a big set of knockers.
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6 years ago
The stunner with the pixie haircut, glasses and lots of tats sounds like Josie.
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6 years ago
To me it seemed like most ladies stopped trying to upsell CR's even before the Foxy raid and the curtains came down, like a year ago or more. In the last year I can recall only a few of the ladies like Jessy, Julianna, Leilani and Heaven make a push for a CR.
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6 years ago
The criticism of too many ladies having a spare tire around their waist is unfortunately true. Too many ladies are getting curvy in the wrong place because their porky-out upstairs at Lust. Management should encourage the ladies to stick to salads instead of letting the girls mooch things like prime rib. One dancer I know who when she started working here a little over a year ago was skinny as a stick is now developing a fuckin' double chin because she's upstairs three nights a week eating that greasy shit.
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6 years ago
@pseudo dude^, you can buy a one day pass to Lust for $100. That money can be used towards food and drinks too. However if Gerard, the manager/part owner, is around, just tell him you're thinking of joining Lust and he may let you try it for free for one day. But you'll have to pay for your own food and drinks.
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6 years ago
Eva is a Porto Rican mamma, on the shorter side, plus size but not fat, smaller tits, a big enhanced ass, shoulder length black hair, a perpetual tan and prominent tats on her thighs. Has a wide face that has a slight resemblance to Eva Longoria. Big personality, fun to talk to, a really cool chick. Have to admit OWG's attractiveness rating is spot on at 6. But his fun rating is way off, she's a real baddie and a lot of fun in the CR!
Sally is a Latina. I agree that she's "big", or tall and curvy, not fat... except for that amazing phat ass!