Weeds in a Flower Garden

WE have legal weed in Massachusetts so since I no longer buy from my guy (17 years) we still get together for Chinese food once in awhile and his favorite place is across the stree from Marios. After scorpion bowls, instead of heading home I was in the mood to club, but not to drive to Providence so I just walked across the street and went here. Good old Mario's, always changing ....for the worse. First the good: cover is $5.00, it is seldom crowded, the dancers go full niude on stage and even though I don't like stage dances, the stage set up is good here, so this is one of the few places I spend on them. If thats what you like, go here. It is also couple friendly, beers are $6.00, but they are 16 oz. The club is always clean. The bad: its small and the seating setup underutilizes the space. There is a second stage that not only takes up space for something so seldomly used and it interferes with the flow of the club. Also, the seats are so close to this stage it is an invitation for unwanted dancers to get up and dance and now you're stuck ignoring someone 2 feet away or tipping someone you find unattractive.

I also like a bit of social intercourse (conversation) and I seldom, if ever, meet anyone I want to talk to. They simply hire a rougher crowd of women. In addition, they seldom get the better dancers because they simply cheat the girls imo. Every other club I go to that charges $25 for a dance (at least they are full nude, full contact) takes $5.00 each dance. Here they take $10. They also are blatant about about how they distrust the dancers (cheaters think everyone else always does) in that once you agree to a dance, you stand like idiots at the doorway to the lap dance room, the song ends, you sprint to a seat, get a dance (s) and the minute you are done she must sporint back and let them know. The dancers: rough, many overweight, far too many too old imo and most smoke cigarettes. There are gems, but they are tough to pry away from regulars. Also, the dancers almost force you to be rude when you don't want dances as they keep coming by, or in the case of one dancers she is on me the minute I walk in every freaking time, despite me saying no and asking her to stop.

The CR room, which has about as much privacy as the deck on my house is the most expensive fee to the house I have ever seen. I think it was actually $80.00 last I was here aka as twice much as desires in Providence which has fantastic dancers and more privacy than any CR in the country. I serioulsy believ that is they kept it named as the Fuzzy Grape, whcih is what it was 40 years ago when I started going that I would never go again, but its called Marios and it reminds me of the real marios, formerly of Johnston RI, which was a wonder back in the day. If you like fat, older, heavily tatted dancers who reek of smoke its great. If you don't like drinking and driving and live in the area, you're stuck. I will take my bi-monthly reminder and re-check this place in July. This place is a weed in a flower garden.