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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I agree "magicrat," it's fun taking your time to get there for sure, but I had a point to prove to that bitchy psychologist, that's how my record was established and why I actually bothered to count. I usually derive more pleasure from taking my time, but it depends a lot on the attitude of the girl I'm with. I once had a gal remind me not to get her sheets soiled during a session, so I thought piss on her (pun intended) and hammered her with the magic thumb ride and soaked her Egyptian cotton in under 20 seconds just to prove a point. Hey, do you want to cum or not you little fucking Princess??? I didn't even bother to stick a dick in her. All she could later gasp was, "You fucker..." That cheeky twat later tried to make herself squirt on my prized Water Buffalo suede sofa to get back at me, but couldn't do it to herself, so I spun her around tossed her on the carpet and plunged her for less than 15 seconds before she released her fluids into the white shag -- and then I did fuck her because it was just too hot of a scene not to.
But remember, once you lay the thumb in there and decide it's game time, you should be hosed in less than 20 seconds. Wear your gators! BTW, some may actually squirt a stream of fluid, but most technically gush instead.
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Sounds about right Papi_Chulo, from my experience. The first time I experienced the squirting was with my high school girlfriend (we were 18) and we had high sexual tension all afternoon, but couldn't do anything about it due to circumstances. But the minute we were in my room at home, it took about 20-30 seconds of relatively inexperienced fingering to make her gush. About as much as a medium-size glass of water for reference. It didn't really squirt in a stream, but gushed like letting a mouth full of water just run down your chin / chest due to gravity. She was embarrassed, but really flushed and excited. I didn't know what to say and she didn't volunteer anything verbally, so it remained a mystery for the next decade or more (it never happened again with that girl and we were broken up 6 months or so later). I examined my sheets after she left thinking it was urine, but it sure didn't seem like it. I just knew it was a turn on and wanted to do it again to someone else. In those days -- well before the internet / Google -- it was difficult to find information on such topics. None of my friends had experienced it yet, I didn't have access to any Playboy or Penthouse magazine articles, and I didn't dare ask my Dad, so I was SOL. Regardless, 8 seconds is possible gents, as long as your technique is sharp and your intent is focused. Hit the G-spot and start pounding your thumb up and down on it -- although almost any kind of rubbing will eventually get the job done, I assume. It helps if she is all worked up / horny, but my bitchy psychologist girlfriend later proved it's not necessary. Plus, that bitch was on anti-depressants at the time, which not only kills the libido, but it reduces vaginal secretions... and she still squirted like a garden hose! Happy hunting.
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Otto22: I actually counted the seconds off as I gave her the "magic thumb" and it was 8 seconds, MUCH to my girlfriend's chagrin and actually anger. Granted, I obviously knew her to be an easy squirt from experience, so that's why I was so confident. Also, she was turning into a real little bitch at that point and I wanted to re-establish the firm upper hand (or should I say thumb?). And OBVIOUSLY it wasn't piss, dude... Give a 45 year old long-time "playboy" who works in healthcare at least a little credit in being able to distinguish body fluids! It smells quite sweet from my experience -- kind of reminds me of the puffed wheat cereal my grandma used to give me when I was a little kid, to be honest! Or maybe like real maple syrup, the kind from Quebec or Vermont. Plus, it's never any shade of yellow. I've yet to taste it -- that's not really my thing -- but have lathered various gals and myself in it, so I've handled it plenty of times (guestimating about 50 or so times). Granted, sometimes urine is sweet smelling and tasting too, especially among diabetics, but I now know the difference and the girls will confirm it -- although they will often say that it feels "similar" to having to release a pee which likely explains why some won't allow themselves to do it. Unfortunately, I just got back from Tijuana and couldn't get my prize chica to squirt even after many minutes of trying in the VIP cubicle, but had a tremendous time nonetheless. Lengthy article to follow about that... stay posted. Once you get the technique down, it takes a surprisingly small amount of time for some girls to squirt, substantially less than it does for guys to cum, for sure. No need for me to embellish Otto22, and there's even some porn videos that show the rapidity of release starting from the moment of rubbing. Aside from that 8 second record, I would say the average time of squirting for those past girlfriends was in the neighborhood of 15-20 seconds, which is still pretty quick.
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
My experience is that about 80% of women can or will allow themselves to squirt if you hit the right spot. If you know what you're doing, it takes less then 10 seconds. I actually bet a cheeky little girlfriend years ago that I could make her cum / squirt in less than 10 seconds and she was absolutely determined to prove me wrong. She lasted approximately 8 seconds and she was literally pissed off! True story. Another girlfriend could easily squirt 3 times in less than 5 minutes -- lots of fluid loss, believe me. You have to work the thumb on the front / anterior part of her vag (the so-called G spot). Works best when she's doggy position. Move your hand / thumb up and down vigorously, as opposed to side to side. I accidentally discovered it back in high school, but it took me another 10 years to understand what actually happened and how to master it. Always a huge turn-on for me, but current girlfriend cannot do it (won't let herself go, I suspect), which is ironic, no? That partially explains why I'm going down to Tijuana this weekend.
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11 years ago
I'm heading down to TJ this coming weekend and will tour all the sites mentioned by Siege. Have my discount coupons printed out and my strategy planned. Staying on the American side and driving a cheap rent-a-car to border parking, then cabbing it to HK, etc.