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review
published 6 yrs ago
the “Paper Moon” brand redeems itself
reviewed by
victorsmitham

9.7

If you read my review about Paper Moon - South Side, you will learn that this club’s atmosphere - dancers and overall ambiance is vastly different from the other Paper Moon. This was the first…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Got a bitch dancer - refused to touch my pants!!
reviewed by
victorsmitham

3.3

I have been to this club many times but I feel like I needed to write this review because this is an issue that I have dealt with multiple times at this club. I even…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Slim pickins but you can get lucky
reviewed by
victorsmitham

7.7

Found a dancer named “Tabitha” who was actually quite hot. Overall, the club atmosphere is fairly nice but be prepared to leave the club smelling like heavy smoke. Unfortunately they never took a strong stance…

review
published 6 yrs ago
I Almost Wrote A Review Too Soon...But I’m Happy I Didn’t Cuz I Met Sasha
reviewed by
victorsmitham

5.7

Originally, I was writing a review as I was actually in the stripy club. I was extremely bored and this was around 11:30 pm...and then the clock struck midnight and all of a sudden, 5…

review
published 7 yrs ago
You've Gotta Choose The Right Dancer
reviewed by
victorsmitham

8.3

Let me start off by saying that I ended up coming to this club because I was not allowed the next door Paper Moon. I was wearing jogging pants with the lap dance underwear. Anyway,…

review
published 7 yrs ago
After a crappy visit to DC, this was a great time!
reviewed by
victorsmitham

9.3

I've written reviews about the Hustler Club before, but this time, I've learned a few new things for next time. First of all, I always, always print out the free pass that is available on…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Drive to Baltimore, MD or College Park, MD
reviewed by
victorsmitham

5.7

To say the least, Washington, DC sucks harder than Northern Virginia clubs. The girls at Camelot are stuck up, don't do much more than dance the pole (some have skill), and lapdances are "pipe" dreams.…

review
published 8 yrs ago
NO LAPDANCES - ONLY EYE CANDY :(
reviewed by
victorsmitham

7.0

Guys, I have written quite a lot of reviews about some of my favorite clubs, and sadly, my favorite club - 1320II club in Springfield, VA closed down on December 30th, 2016. Not sure why…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Mimi...damn sexy! 1320 club is upping their game!
reviewed by
victorsmitham

8.7

Mimi is this beautiful Asian mix girl that has nice tan skin and colored hair. I met her last Thursday. When I walked into the establishment, she was the current dancer and when I got…

review
published 9 yrs ago
Another gem dancer
reviewed by
victorsmitham

8.0

Riley seems to be a mix of Korean and Caucasian. Her body is slightly thicker, but in all the right places. Her skin is ultra smooth, her tits are probably a full B cup and…

review
published 9 yrs ago
Sedona: Perfect Booty - Legendary Lapdance
reviewed by
victorsmitham

8.3

If you like a booty that is perfect, Sedona is your girl. She is a beautiful pasty white girl, but has a booty like a black girl, although slimmer hips. She has no cellulite and…

review
published 9 yrs ago
All the girls were too busy...
reviewed by
victorsmitham

6.7

Please read my review of Larry Flynt's Hustler Club in addition to this one, as I went there during the same night. Overall, I wasn't as impressed with Little Darlings as the reviews may say.…