

Joined Mar, 2013
Last Seen Dec, 2015
StripReviewer

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Mitzi's Funkstown MDAnyone ever been both there and Showcase Theater in Beltsville? Was a Showcase regular, now closer to Mitzi's, curious if it's worth checking out.

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what do peopel think of strip club rules? No touching vagina, fine with me. No touching, I wouldn't go.
is it ok to finish during…
is it ok to finish during…


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Strippers asking for moneyAnd this is why I categorically reject any and all suggestions of exchanging contact info with strippers. Better to travel somewhere with legal prostitution…

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What Was the Surprise?And that's why I'll never trade contact info with a stripper. I come in when I do, I'm already sold, only thing they could…

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OTC Signs?Just say no. If you're the type to overthink things or get hung up, you need to overcompensate by just saying no.

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OT: Is "spook" now an unusable word?I knew it WAS a racist word at one point, think Archie Bunker used it on TV because it was considered the least offensive…

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How much is a good lapdance worth?I'm alright paying $40 a song, less would be a deal, more might make me think twice.

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Do you consider braces to be in the same category as piercings?Know one dancer with braces, they kind of work on her but maybe the same braces on a different girl might not look so…

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Do hotter strippers give worse lapdances?Seems that way alot of the time, but not always. The worst lapdance I ever got was from one of the hotter dancers though.

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A Dream about a StripperYeah I had a dream that I was sitting next to a bed watching previous regular dancers A and B make out, and previous…

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If some random unknown girl in a strip club, not a dancer, suddenly came up to yI wouldn't.

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OT: I wonder if this means anything or has any effect ?I'm surprised it's not closer to 100%.

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Escort Service Driver, Accused of Fatally Stabbing Man When Stripper Refused SexThe girl and her driver both deserve to die.


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TMSI kind of agree. I've got nothing against indiscriminate promiscuity, but there's times and places I'd rather not see cleavage no matter how nice.


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Boner killersI never ask if they have a boyfriend, but I don't think knowing they do would kill my boner considering I just assume they…

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How Do You Go About Getting a Lap Dance? - Part 2Have to concur with those saying never approach. The one time I went out of my way to get a dance from the hot…


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Either the club is too straightforward or its just damn boring.What I don't get is how you were rubbing her crotch but got called out for reaching for breast. In my experience it's always…

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Weirdest night thus far as a dancerThere should be a lawsuit in that story somewhere. Since he deliberately set a mood where there's no possible way you could make as…

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So what exactly is the point of a Hooters bikini contest?"Tilted Kilt and Rooster's opened up to replace them but I still miss the old Hooter's."
Having seen some pictures of Tilted Kilt hostesses, I…
Having seen some pictures of Tilted Kilt hostesses, I…

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So what exactly is the point of a Hooters bikini contest?"Sounds like a bunch of pantywaists who cry at chick movies and are scared shitless to even enter a titty bar because they might…

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So what exactly is the point of a Hooters bikini contest?Don't get me wrong, I enjoy going to Hooters because nothing goes with a decent 7/10 burger like taking mental snapshots for the fap…