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published 11 yrs ago
Public Service Announcement: I will no...
reviewed by
JayJay15

8.0

Public Service Announcement: I will no longer tip any dancer who dances to hip hop. We now return to our regularly scheduled programming.

My wife and I and a couple of friends spent the weekend…

review
published 11 yrs ago
Well, I really don't know what...
reviewed by
JayJay15

2.7

Well, I really don't know what to say.

Ummmmm, the dancers are distributed all along the bell curve. Except for that pesky middle part of the bell curve. Literally, you jump from an 8…

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published 12 yrs ago
I have never been to a...
reviewed by
JayJay15

3.7

I have never been to a strip club in my life from which I wanted to immediately, or almost immediately, flee.

You have got to be kidding me.

My wife and I showed up at Cafe Risque…

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published 12 yrs ago
Imagine entering a grocery store with...
reviewed by
JayJay15

6.7

Imagine entering a grocery store with your grocery list. You have got to pick up tortillas, beef, salsa, milk, bread, eggs, dog food, and bleach. You walk down aisle one and find that,…

review
published 12 yrs ago
I showed up at 8 pm...
reviewed by
JayJay15

6.7

I showed up at 8 pm and nobody was at the club. Nobody. So I sat in the parking lot and waited. About 8:17 people started showing up - all of a…

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published 12 yrs ago
The saga of strip clubs in...
reviewed by
JayJay15

6.0

The saga of strip clubs in Goldsboro is getting complicated.

First, there were Sid's Showgirls and Teaser's. Teaser's, by the way, has been open in Goldsboro since the 1960s, or so the owner/manager at the…