Imagine entering a grocery store with...

Imagine entering a grocery store with your grocery list. You have got to pick up tortillas, beef, salsa, milk, bread, eggs, dog food, and bleach. You walk down aisle one and find that, from top to bottom, the shelves are filled with Snickers bars. So you cross over into aisle two: top to bottom Snickers bars. After trundling down aisles 3-5 and finding every single shelf filled with Snickers bars, you search out a guy who looks like he works there. As it happens, it's the manager. You ask him, "Look, can you tell me where the eggs and beef and dog food are? I've got this grocery list, and thus far, I have only been able to find Snickers bars on every shelf in every aisle." The manager replies, "Oh, we don't carry any of that stuff." Indignantly, you ask, "How can you not carry EGGS? Isn't this a grocery store?" To which the managers answers, "But I don't like eggs. I like Snickers bars."

This rather cryptic opening will be justified below.

Like most strip clubs (I am finding), Thee Body Shop Cabaret looks like crap from the outside. But don't be fooled. When you enter, the physical plant is simple and open, yet somewhat plush and, dare I say, fancy? There are no TVs or other distractions like at many clubs, so one is naturally inclined to focus on the strippers dancing on a small raised stage (one of the lowest I've seen, maybe 3 feet off the floor, max?). While there is a large bar, alcohol is not served. Mixers are available and the barkeep/manager distributes the alcohol that you bring in.