I have never been to a...

I have never been to a strip club in my life from which I wanted to immediately, or almost immediately, flee.

You have got to be kidding me.

My wife and I showed up at Cafe Risque at about ten pm on a Saturday night. Lesson for life: When you drive up to a strip club where there are ostensibly naked boobies inside, and there is NOT ONE CUSTOMER in the house on a Saturday night, circumstances are telling you that there is a big problem.