Feeling randy at the close of...

Feeling randy at the close of a day trip to Vancouver, I decided to treat myself to some fun at the Paramount, a historic former cinema in the center of downtown New Westminster.

Parking was easy - as it was Sunday evening, street parking was free after 6pm. I felt that my car was fairly safe -- the town did not seem at all sketchy, in spite of the existence of a prominent strip club in its core.

Upon arrival, I paid my $10 entry fee, was given a tiny ticket as proof, which I was told I would need to present to the bartender when she came to take my obligatory $5.50 drink order.