I had a pleasant time at...

I had a pleasant time at this club, which I visited twice while in Albuquerque for a convention.

Dollars at the tipping rail go a long way -- I enjoyed very brief, but very entertaining, encounters with several talented girls for only a few bucks.

Got one lap dance, which was quite nice. The bouncers are very observant, noticed my hands on the dancer and motioned for me to remove them. When he was out of sight, however, the dancer promptly placed my hands back onto her ass! Feeling intimidated by the bouncer's size and severity, I removed them again.