Comments by deathcab67

Cheater's has always been my favorite Space Coast destination. However, I have not visited since early 2016. You mention renovations in your review -- what has changed? I felt the place was in pretty good shape to begin with, so I am excited to visit again later this year!

Seems like anyone who writes a positive review is labeled a "shill" around here. Well, I am no shill -- I just genuinely enjoy clubs like Cheetahs, where, yeah, there are a ton of beautiful, smart, interesting, and tattooed ladies with whom to hang out, enjoy a drink, and have a stimulating conversation. I don't need full contact, a hand job, extras, "FIV" or whatever in order to have a good time at a club. I love visiting LA, and when I do, I'll be tipping, conversing, and air dancing with the lovely women of Cheetahs!

Maybe that stickiness was some manner of spray-on glitter or tan? Dunno about the oiliness...

I've experienced what i would call "sticky" or "tacky" skin, which I would attribute to some kind of skin product. Haven't felt that in a while though, might have been an 00's thing...

Not an ad, honest! Maybe I was a little too enthusiastic, but I had a genuinely good time, at least with these two ladies. I visited another COI club later that night, but didn't have nearly as good a time...

Nah, I'm not a shill. Though I must admit that I have caught myself writing multiple reviews for the same clubs from time to time. "Asimov Atomsmasher" is the name of the girl I liked there. She let me drive a nail into her nose. That made me a little queasy, but she was adorable.

I am not sure what club this was written about, but from my experience cheetahs does not charge a cover, and the private dances are only $20. At least, that was the case when I was there on a Thursday night.

He tells it like it is ;)

This is a thorough and accurate review of a very fine establishment!

Excellent and accurate description of this club!

Spot on review - this is the one that convinced me to go, and I was not disappointed.

He tells it like it is!