When everything else fails, there's Sands. I...

When everything else fails, there's Sands.

I went there on a rainy Sunday night, after being underwhelmed by service at a different club.

The Sands is really a different thing: it's very small, it only has a handful of dancers on staff (though I heard it's different on Saturdays), but it's also a quite simple setup.

Upon arrival, I got my compulsory soda and sat near the stage, which was empty. I later figured there were a couple of patrons in the VIP, but when I arrived it almost felt eery, as I was the only one in the main stage area.

Anyhow, this slightly older black pearl of a dancer shows up, goes on stage, then comes sit with me.