Reviews by MetalMeteor

This Bourbon St Club was one of the best and that’s not saying much even a few years ago. Although ymmv I was specifically told hands on the couch and even after I just smacked…

Alright, so my last visit to Visions was several years ago before the crackdown. Everything was on the table. Although it’s more expensive for the full experience after the shakedown this place is still worth…

YMMV at this place for sure. My second visit, wasn’t as good as the first. But even though a small club it’s nice inside and some 8s and 9s here that are more friendly than…

Normally I only go to all nude clubs, so was bummed about that. But, this place was better than I thought. Not many people spending money so when I did two hot blondes came up…

I usually never go to a club in the day or on a Sunday but didn't want to miss this place before leaving Dallas. Didn't spend a ton but considering the day and time it…

The good: You can get a pass from the Dames and Games place nearby. But they still charge you 6 bucks to get in which can be used for a free red bull, water or…

I've been here a few times since moving to south Florida. This was a crazy trip. Met a chick on a dating website, and we went here after drinks. This club is probably good for…

I was here once before, in June 2014, and did partake in the VIP. The upstairs rooms are definitely nicer, don't know if they are worth the extra $50. But, usually if you're upstairs, ask…

No way this should be in TUSCLs top 10. It isn't even top 5 in Miami. No privacy for lap dances, and some of the girls just give air dances. My buddy got a good…

The club layout is strange. There really isn't much room to sit at the stage and tip. This place was a short cab ride from where I was staying so I figured I'd check it…

New to South Florida, and living in Hallandale figured to give this place and Cheetah's a try. The best thing about this club is the hourly feature where you can get two dances for the…

This place gets worse and worse. There are usually only 1-3 girls that are worth your time. Morale at the club is at an all time low, and you can sense it within the girls.…

I've been here and reviewed this club several times. It's becoming obvious that Monday or Tuesday night visits are bad. Hardly any interaction with the public. On their facebook page, they say that you can…

I live in a part of the country where strip clubs suck, so anytime I am riding nearby I stop in this place. Been here several times. Mostly satisfied. They're still doing work on the…

Had reservations about this place, figured it was the typical hot chick/air dance club, which isn't so bad if you just want to be in the company of a super hot chick. Paid $10 cover,…

First visit to any MB strip club. Based on recent shakedowns from the law, and the fact that I could hit a great club in Raleigh on my way back, I was hesitant to go…

If you're visiting NOLA forget about the French Quarter strip club traps and go here. Yes it's a pain to drive or get a cab but it's worth it. The neighborhood is safe, not hard…

This place sucked, probably because of the time I went but the French Quarter rarely sleeps. Tipped girls pretty well at the stage and they paid no attention to me. One of them bent over…

Read good reviews and the concierge at my hotel said this is the place to go for some extras and bang for the buck. Most of the Bourbon St. clubs are tourist traps so I…

Gave this place a second try, I had a free pass so it was low risk. My previous review is a couple down the list. Sad to say, another terrible experience. Again because this club…

This is my third review. I've been to this club 4 times now, I live out of state and only visit whenever there's a sporting event going on in Raleigh. 3 of my 4 trips…

After all the good reviews of this place, I was really disappointed. Forget this place, don't go! It's just like every other tourist trap French Quarter club. Yes, some the girls are hot but their…

Visited on a Thursday night. Best thing about this club is the friendliness of the dancers. Hardly ever did I see any girls just standing around. With no effort multiple dancers sat on my lap…

Maybe I'm missing the boat, but I don't see why so many people like this place. Possibly it was the day and time of my visit but stopped here after a concert. First off, its…

Ok, I just reviewed this place from my visit back in 2011. My newest review is from Feb 2013. Back in 2011 this club was the best I've ever visited. Reading some of the more…