Reviews

As much as I love me the good 'ol Acrop, I'm seeing a drop in quality of the dancers on my last couple of visits. Maybe some of the quality rotates in for the Fri/Sat…

This club just keeps getting a bit more run down every time I visit. It's pretty filthy inside, and I think the result is a mixed bag of dancers on rotation. On this visit there…

A bit out of the way unless you live in deep east Portland. But the trip to Wild Orchid is worth it if you want to see a lineup of good looking non-alt dancers in…

Rose City is a nice bridge between alt-Portland low mileage clubs like Sassy's and Union Jacks, and lap dance juice bars or crazy drives out to Casa Diablo. I'd say a good way to describe…

For whatever reason, Club 205 has one of the best looking lineups in the Portland area. I've never seen a dancer here that wasn't at least a 6. Plenty of 7s and 8s. I'd put…

Decent enough club. Kind of a throwback to the 80s/90s strip clubs in Portland. After a couple visits the the usual joints in SE/downtown, I think your money is better spent at Club Rouge or…

One of the best things about the Acrop is the fact that they are open at 7am for breakfast (11am on Sundays). So yeah, stay out all night and see if you're up for a…

Of the four Stars locations, this one is the best combo of upscale, but still casual and cheap enough that you won't think you've landed in Las Vegas (yes, you're still getting Oregon mileage here).

The…

After visiting a handful of clubs in the Phoenix area, Bourbon Street wins. There's a strong lineup of good looking girls here, and the club itself is in good shape. While it certainly appears you…

Lucky Devil is part of the fine family of clubs including Devil's Point and Boom Boom Room. As might be expected, the dancers here tend towards the alt/tattooed variety, but there's really a lot of…

Sassy's is pretty much the classic example of a Portland strip club (so the opposite of Vegas or Houston, essentially). The place is pretty beaten up, and you can imagine a past life where it…