Reviews by Trendifier

Pretty rare that I hit a day shift in town and when I do I try to catch the change at 6-8pm since there’s so few girls out before then. Had not been to the Crop…

So this is the new remodel of Boom Boom Room, which I always thought was a run-down dive, but a fine place to get a reasonably priced set of lap dances with decent mileage (by…

It happens every time I'm in Vegas: It's time to hit the strip club, the usual suspects are thrown around, and I try to get everyone to pick either Sapphire or Crazy Horse III. My…

Stopped in on a Thursday evening just past 8pm. It's kind of a guideline I have to gauge how happening a club is. If they draw a nice crowd pre-weekend then they're usually in good…

Back in PhX, so I thought I'd kick things off at Bourbon Street before heading to either Blue Moon or Hi-Liter. I think I did things in the wrong order though.... The day shift seems to…

I get back to BSC every couple of years. Things seem pretty much the same to me: the day shift girls are usually busy with their army of regulars so it's dead until the 8pm…

I figured I'd give this place another shot since I found myself way south of Portland running errands. The club itself is in nicer shape than most of the divey shitholes in Portland proper.…

Stopped in for a happy hour beer (5:30pm) since the freeway home was a mess. You know what else is still a mess? The Boom Boom Room. Deader than closing in on 6pm. Just a handful…

So the dancers here and Rose City Strip tend to be on rotation. Here's my take: -DV8 is much livelier in the evenings, I think as a result of being near more things to do (Devil's…

I caught the end of the day shift, and it turned out there were a couple of dancers looking to make some cash before calling it a night. Only one stage open, and none of…

Went on a Wednesday evening, and it wasn't crazy busy. Less dancers in the rotation than usual. I didn't pay a cover. Drinks are very reasonable. I think I paid $6 for a Makers and…

I think Crazy Horse III is the best of the bunch in Vegas. I used to be a fan of Little Darlins and Sapphire but the hustle and bang for your buck is insultingly bad…

The D2 has been off my rotation for years now. Here's why: the LD rules were so bad they virtually ensured an air dance. I even remember a couple dancers using some sort of pillow…

Stopped in on a Thursday night around 10pm. No poker game happening so it was just the dancers and patrons. Bartender is both friendly and super cute. Not a bad deal at all to sit…

I'd bet this particular Stars location isn't long for this world, unless something happens to pick up the energy and overall vibe. On my last two visits, there hasn't been much going on. Very…

If you've been to the Beaverton or Tigard Stars locations, you know what you're in for. It's more of a Vegas lounge style than other Oregon clubs, but it isn't like you're going to wander…

My regular check-in on Boom Boom Room was last week, and there isn't much changed over the last few years. It's still pretty beat, and I don't think they are rotating dancers from the other…

I hadn't been to Club Rouge since the ownership/layout change, and it's in better shape now. There's still the best lineup of dancers at any club in Portland, if my Wed night is any indication.…

Casa II could've been named anything else and you wouldn't bother to stop. And you shouldn't stop if you're expecting anything like the original. There were only five dancers at 10pm on a Thursday night?…

Basically it's a choice between UJ's and Sassy's if you're in this part of town. I think Sassy's is way more consistent in terms of talent, but it gets very crowded on the weekends. So…

Things are still pretty much the same at Rose City these days: they've got a good number of dancers on each shift (usually 8-12) so you have a good variety to choose from. They are…

It had been awhile since I was in deep east Portland, so I thought I'd check out Club 205 for old times sake. Nice to see that things haven't changed a whole lot. The girls…

Lucky Devil has seriously upped their game on the dancers. Most of them work on rotation from DV8, but I think the overall lineup is better here. Even when it's not Tiny Tuesday (where every…

Stopped by to check out Dolphin II to see if anything has changed much since my last visit. Still one of the nicer clubs in the area. I don't like paying covers for PDX clubs…

As much as I love me the good 'ol Acrop, I'm seeing a drop in quality of the dancers on my last couple of visits. Maybe some of the quality rotates in for the Fri/Sat…