Still a decent bet in a town of terrible strip club value

It happens every time I'm in Vegas: It's time to hit the strip club, the usual suspects are thrown around, and I try to get everyone to pick either Sapphire or Crazy Horse III. My experience is that, yeah, they're all expensive and teeming with ROBs, but these two clubs give you the best odds to not have a bad time for your $xxx $xxxx - (you aren't getting out of any of these under $100 without just planting yourself and saying NO a million times).

So we hit the Horse and it was pretty good. $25 cover for our group, we arrived via taxi who got a referral tip. So I think that knocked it down from $35 or whatever the hell they move it to on Tuesday night.

Girls are a big mix here of 6s through about 8.5s. My advice in ALL Vegas clubs applies here as well: Find the 6.5s that you can talk yourself into viewing as 7s. Mileage on the floor will tell you everything you need to know before you take you $150 plunge into the VIP. If you're getting handsy on the floor, that's good. Talk it over with her about WHY you're going to spend $150-$250 on her in VIP. If she balks on explaining that, stick with the floor and repeat with the next 6.5. If you're looking for the unicorn (high mileage VIP with the hottest girl in the club), you're probably going to be $750 down and unhappy with the results.