Reviews

This is the fourth Seattle club I've visited, and I'm surprised it's taken me this long to get to it. The real catalyst for getting me out of downtown was a bad experience with the…

You can read other reviews for the layout of the club - it hasn't changed since the last time I was in there about a year ago.

Before the complaining... to be fair, the dancers were…

Ahh, LD. My home club for getting LDs.

• Executive summary
  Good mix of various shapes, sizes, and ethnicities, with a slight bias towards AA (especially earlier in the evenings, but depending on the night.) Had a…

After seeing the previous review being flagged as a "club ad" but thinking it sounded about right, I figured I'd swing by LD again and see for myself (since it's my most frequently-visited club.)

First, the…

So, the club layout has changed a little bit since the last time I was here. Same crowded arrangement of chairs, pervert's row is about 3-5 feet from the stage (basically, it almost guarantees you'll…

So, I went here on a Tuesday evening to celebrate my new raise and see the new VIP rooms I read about in another review. Being the perv that I am, and a past patron…

Just an update/rehash of my previous review of this club, so I'll skip the first impressions (they haven't changed other than that it's extremely christmas-y around there,) and go straight to the experience this time.

The…

I popped over to Sand's because it looked like a place where I could get some mileage, and wow - definitely seems like at least a bit of mileage is the rule rather than the…

Deja Vu in downtown Seattle is right next to the Pike Place Market. There are two entrances - a back alley entrance that's dirty but not -too- dirty, and an entrance that's right on 1st…

Little Darlings is a great little strip club in downtown Seattle. It isn't nearly as big as its sister club, the Deja Vu, but it feels cozy rather than cramped. It's downstairs from street level,…