Reviews by thisishowwedoit
Submit a ReviewClub Fantasy
307 W 4th St
Los Angeles, CA 90013
Fun but different
Ok, so it's a "hostess club". $12 to get in (some say $15, others $10, but I was $12), and the girls are basically sitting on soft benches, with guys buying drinks and talking…
Jul 13, 2019, 3:54 PM
The Crazy Horse
980 Market St
San Francisco, CA 94102
Just kinda meh, don't waste your time
Was in San Francisco and due to some booking problems, ended up in this area and figured I'd stop by the closest place to check it out, especially since some of the reviews said it…
1 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Fear51)
Feb 8, 2019, 8:57 AM
The Library Gentlemen's Club
1421 N State College Blvd
Anaheim, CA 92806
Nice club interior, but a bit dead/blah
I was out here for work, in Anaheim, nearby to Venetian, so I thought I'd check it out. It's more spacious inside than it looks from the outside, and it's actually quite nicely appointed…
1 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(wayness)
Oct 28, 2018, 4:49 PM
Magic City
241 Forsyth St. SW
Atlanta, Ga. 30303
Definitely a recommend if you like black women
I was living in Atlanta for a few months for work, and I didn't get out to any clubs until Magic City. A friend of mine wanted to go, and he's black, so he's…
1 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(TFP)
Sep 8, 2018, 7:04 AM
Sapphire Gentlemen's Club
3025 S Sammy Davis Jr Dr
Las Vegas, NV 89109
I think it's better than Rhino
I went on a Thurs afternoon. I've been to Sapphire in NYC, but not sure if they're related clubs. Wanted to try somewhere else in Vegas that wasn't Rhino, and this fit the…
May 15, 2018, 1:18 PM
Rick's Cabaret New York
50 W 33rd St
New York, NY 10001
Nice Club, Good Atmosphere, Nyc Prices
If you like roomier, nice, club-style clubs (and trust me, you can get the opposite in NYC), this is deffinitely a place to go. I'd say it's more for the tourist who wants to…
Mar 3, 2018, 12:14 PM
Sapphire Gentlemen's Club
3025 S Sammy Davis Jr Dr
Las Vegas, NV 89109
Good time away from Spearmint Rhino
If you're in Vegas, and you've never been to Spearmint, go. It's an experience you should have. But if you've been there, and had that experience, I'd suggest going to Sapphire instead.…
Nov 21, 2017, 4:49 PM
Camelot
1823 M St NW
Washington, DC 20036
Mostly hot girls, all nude, but man, DC clubs...
Just a big confirmation of most review here, DC is no touch, no lap dance. That was a big surprise to me on my first ever trip to a DC club. Now, it's…
1 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(hump_my_leg_12346)
Sep 18, 2017, 4:06 PM
Sapphire New York
333 E 60th St
New York, NY 10022
Amazing girls, hot, but pricey
Total definition of Manhattan club. The girls are very, very hot (much better than Queens) and there are actually some non-Eastern European white girls here (though not that many). The drinks are $20…
Jun 23, 2017, 10:23 PM
Angels Cabaret
3020 E Coronado St
Anaheim, CA 92806
Random visit to a place that worked for me
Randomly found myself near here on a business trip, thought I'd stop by on a Friday night. Talking to a fellow patron, he said they've recently renovated. It looks good, wouldn't be able to tell…
May 10, 2017, 11:31 AM
Gallaghers 2000
43-19 37th St
Queens, NY 11101
Eh, not even worth it at night anymore
I've reviewed this place before - it's still worth coming in the daytime when the bad bouncer isn't watching like a hawk, but honestly, nights just aren't worth the money or fighting the crowd anymore.…
1 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(Estafador)
Apr 4, 2017, 7:19 PM
Deja Vu Showgirls Chicago
750 S Clinton St
Chicago, IL 60607
BYOB, but you do have to buy a couple drinks
Saturday night was $30 entry + 2 drinks. Once you've done that, you can drink from your own bottle, and you really aren't bothered to buy more drinks. They do push the VIP…
Feb 18, 2017, 1:30 PM
Saint Venus Theater
505 Lexington Ave, New York, NY 10017, USA*
Amazing girls, but expensive
So this is how it works. You have to be on their email list. Every Wed/Thurs/Fri they are at a different location. $50 cover to get in. The girls are all…
Nov 11, 2016, 12:00 AM
Cheetahs
8105 Clairemont Mesa Blvd
San Diego, CA 92111
Better than expected.
Happened to be in San Diego for work, and also happened to be relatively close to Cheetah's. Typical Cheetah's layout (been to a few around the States). Drinks were typical $5-ish mid-day, don't…
Sep 19, 2016, 12:00 AM
Spearmint Rhino
725 Hennepin Ave
Minneapolis, MN 55403
Great faces
I've been to Spearmint in Vegas so much that I thought I'd try this Spearmint when I happened to be in MN for work.
It's a good place to go in MN. It's definitely not…
Jul 22, 2016, 12:00 AM
Dirty's Topless Bar
3308 NW Grand Avenue
Phoenix, AZ 85017
Not too bad on a whim
Was staying in a hotel nearby, thought I'd check it out after dinner. You get your ID swiped, which I never like. No cover. That's a plus, coming from NYC.
The set up…
May 27, 2016, 12:00 AM
Scandals
4198 Queensboro Bridge Greenway, Long Island City, NY 11101, USA*
Not quite the same
I went to Scandals a few times before it closed; this was an evening visit (around 7pm-9pm), so daytime mileage may vary.
Honestly, it wasn't quite as good as it used to be. The aura…
Apr 7, 2016, 12:00 AM
Platinum Dolls
725 7th Ave
New York, NY 10019
Not worth the visit
It's a $20 cover (after 8pm I believe), and standard drink prices ( I think there is a drink minimum in the day, but not at night, from what I gathered). Lapdances are in…
Feb 24, 2016, 12:00 AM
Bikini Bar
7309 Collins Ave
Miami Beach, FL 33141
Good bikini bar
Happened to be in Miami near this place, thought I'd step in for a bit. From the name of the place, you can see that it's technically not a strip club, the girls are…
1 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(Papi_Chulo)
Dec 9, 2015, 12:00 AM
Show Palace
42-50 21st St
Long Island City, NY 11101
After hours
I did the post-4am after hours thing. $40 just to get in, and it's still primarily no-alcohol. You can buy extremely expensive bottle service, but barely anyone was doing that. I asked…
Nov 9, 2015, 12:00 AM
Treasures
2801 Westwood Dr
Las Vegas, NV 89109
Solid place if you're Spearminted out
I'm typically a Spearmint man, but I decided to take the free limo entry deal. It's solid - they don't try to stiff you at all. You get in and it's pretty dark and…
Sep 7, 2015, 12:00 AM
Gallery at Beamers
206 Richmond Hill Ave
Stamford, CT 06902
I caught the early afternoon shift...
I caught the early afternoon shift after a shortened day at work in Stamford, and was pleasantly surprised. There were several American white girls, which is always a treat, and the Eastern European ones…
Jun 28, 2015, 12:00 AM
Rick's Cabaret New York
50 W 33rd St
New York, NY 10001
Ok, so, I'm one of those...
Ok, so, I'm one of those guys who prefers mileage from a 7 out of 10 than little mileage from a 10 out of 10, so that's the mindset I'm in when I say that…
May 15, 2015, 12:00 AM























