Comments by MonacoGP (page 5)

Obvious club self promotion.

This guy didn't go to the VIP. He doesn't even know the proceedure. You pre-pay before going not give the girl "$100 after 1 minute." This is simply an attempt at race baiting.

Clearly a shill review.

Clearly made by a dancer and no useful information.

Come on this never happened. Not in this place.

useitatwork? The user name and write up scream of this being a dancer.

absolutely no useable info and this hole in the wall is not couples friendly nor any kind of place a "Chairman" is going to take his staff. Obviously a fake review.

if he hates women si mych maybe a gay bath house would be a better choice

Sadly things in Akron are really bad.

So basically a shitty dive filled with fatties and you got lucky with 2/3 of NE Ohio. You're right that early afternoon is OK safety wise but try going at sundown when the ghetto people wake up.

Flag not a prop. Stay at Amber's Chelsea.

Flag not a prop. Definite self promotion. Look at the other review made on Bedford CH. Clearly inner city dialect.

Did you get shot at? Five days ago: www.wkyc.com/amp/news/local/shooting-at-secrets-in-cleveland-sends-one-to-the-hospital/413595532 When will club owners and management get it through their thick fucking heads that allowing shit in will bring shit results?

For that kind of coin you could have each gotten laid in Akron, Erie or Warren. If I spent $100 and didn't get anything more than a grind for one song I wouldnt be going back. Not completely calling you out as a shill / club ad, but your review won't be bringing in any customers. P.S. The more experienced guys laugh at you "making it rain."

Now that's a real monger. Making a post in the middle of a hurricane.

Thanks for confirming what everyone knows. Sure is a shame but if you have any standards at all this place is a complete waste of time. Now if you want a smelly, drugged out piece of ghetto trash or a fat nasty then by all means stop in. Some guys are so pathetic they will fuck anything I guess.

That troll is completely annoying. I stopped in several times over the summer and not once did I see anything worth getting a dance from. Well once there was a 7 but she made it clear there were no extras beyond heavy petting. I didn't even bother doing a review. I got into it with some douche on another site when he blew into town claiming mutiple opportunities here and elsewhere on Brittain. With what? I'm amazed at what some guys will try to stick their dick in. Most of the hotter girls have gone underground to sugar daddies. I hear one took some poor slob for thousands claiming she was going for chemo treatments.

Akron has two types of clubs. Neighborhood bars that have dancers (OGD, Lusty's, Dreamer Girls......). Each operates as a defacto brothels with varying levels of scuzziness. Nicer clubs are Clutch and Gatsby's.

Flagged This place has been closed for 2 years due to mutiple shootings

Ha! I had a similar experience on a Saturday night about 3 weeks ago. A buddy wanted to stop in to see a girl he met on Tinder. At first it's like entering a casino. Lots of lights, nicely appointed and a little bit of sensory overload. Net result is the girls look a lot better than they actually are. My advice is go out on the patio for a while to steady your bearings. When you go back in you'll realise that yes there are some pretty dancers but most are tremendously aided by the text book lighting helping to hide their imperfections. Should have written this as a review.

Tyler tried dancing a couple of places right after XTC closed but that didn't last long. I heard of her bartending here and there but never verified any of the reports personally. I also hear she spent a lot of time in NY with affluent gentlemen but cant verify that either. She's still in the Akron area but hasn't danced in years. She does have 300 YouTube videos of UFO's which are really airplanes, streetlights and planets.

Next time negotiate. $ for a Billy Joel is too high. Shot you can get Frank Sinatra for .6.

Aubry is a bust. She sits around complaining the place is dead and she isn't making money but let's song after song go by while screwing with her phone and talking to the bartender when you've asked for dances.

Floated back through again. The "nice blond" is a meth head with very loose skin from drastic weight loss. She's still lumpy so maybe in a couple of weeks her BMI will be in line. I wore a hat in and was asked to take it off. I replied "I guess you have to be a ghetto fucking drug dealer to wear a hat ?" while pointing at 3 of them. Told the tender to fuck off and left.

Hope is a trip. Nice girl. No mileage anywhere in this place that I'm aware of. Certainly stuff happens, it's a strip club, but definitely 1 in a million long shot.