Akron

I haven't been to an Akron club in over 6 months. It just got to the point where I was fed up with the run-down bars, and fugly dancers. With a canceled meeting and some time to kill, I thought I would stop in and see if anything has changed. Unfortunately, at this club, things got worse if that was even possible. The smell when you walk in was enough to make me want to turn around. A combination of piss and vomit I guess. There were 4 girls working...one with vampire teeth (I kid you not), 2 over-weight grandmothers, and one semi-decent blonde around 35-40. With those as my options, I said...no....no....no....and then yes to a dance. Although it was OK, the dance kind of depressed me because I couldn't get over the dump I was in. I had one dance and left my 3/4 full beer and walk out. Enough with Akron.