Dogster

Another good one would be if you added a "u" to my name. Guess that would make me a assgina!

Since I've disguised myself as the *D...ster*, I don't mind admitting that I would pay a lot more for a girl with a giant…

Heh,heh! I knew if I left out the "u" in my name it would fool everyone!

80% of the strippers I meet give it to me. Only thing is the girls keep using larger and larger strap-ons! My ass is…