Elysium
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20771 Eight Mile Rd Detroit, MI 48219

Wow. I'm not from here and...

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JMJM
Mar 15, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Afternoon

Wow. I'm not from here and had heard about the Detroit clubs but never experienced it. I went the valet route. Didn't have to pay a cover which may have had something to do with me mentioning that it was my first time at the club. Managers were very attentive. The one who walked me in was a very hot female and she gave me the layout of the club. Another manager came by to let me know to find him if I needed anything. Dancer looks were good but not elite. A bunch of 7s and 8s. The interior of the club is very Vegas upscale. A 6 sat down with me but after 5 minutes got the message that I wasn't interested. Onstage dancing is OK but it allows you to see the lineup. The dancers are not especially aggressive in approaching you. I saw a 7 I liked onstage, call her S----- tipped her and asked her to join me when she was done onstage. She did and we went upstairs for VIP. I paid the bouncer $10. S----- started her LD and after one song she volunteered that she had a menu available. I told her that was not what I was looking for and she accepted that without any more upselling. She then proceeded to give me a bunch of great two-way LDs. Later on when I was downstairs I saw the first 9 of the night onstage and I tipped her and asked her to join me when her set was over. Up close she was more of an 8 than a 9, but still very nice to look at. We went to VIP, I tipped the bouncer and the dancer gave me a bunch of very good two-way LDs, although not quite as good as S-----. I went back downstairs and after 20 minutes an 8 name V--- stopped by and joined me. Her stage dances had been good so we went up to VIP. Once in VIP she immediately told me she had a full menu. Again, I declined and said that wasn't what I was looking for. Again, no upselling on her part. Instead she proceeded to give me eight off-the-charts, aggressive, massive mileage LDs. She was determined to make the experience memorable and got the job done. A great time. You can make as much or as little of your visit as you want. You decide what you want and it is there. I highly recommend this place.

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