Reviews

Did a Niagara trip recently and hit three of the clubs. Same old same old at the Sundowner and Mints. But I did see a much improved circumstance at Private Eyes.…

Million Dollar

Brampton, ON

Good trip to MDS

Hit up the Million Dollar last weekend to see what was up. It had been a few months since I last visited. No changes inside or out. Same chairs lights stage.…

Private Eyes

St. Catharines, ON

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★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Still going to Private Eyes fairly regularly. Still the same club and largely the same girls, but that's not a bad thing. Good place to relax and watch a game. But…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, ON

Fri nite visit

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Loving this club lately. Of all the clubs in the area, this seems to be the one with the newest girls all the time. Lately when I go, I seem to see 5…

Crystals

Thorold, ON

Good club

I went to Crystals, or the Penthouse Club, or whatever it's called now, on a Friday night. It appears that this club is now under new management. Same everything, but different owners.…

Nikki's Roadhouse

Princeton, ON

Went to Nikki's on a Sunday night

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Went to Nikki's on a Sunday night. Hadn't been there in many months. I guess the place opens up at 4PM. But I doubt you'll see a dancer for quite a…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, ON

There never really is a bad time for this club

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

There never really is a bad time for this club. It's actaully busy during the day shift. And surprisingly the girls are beautiful. Sure the busy busy time is at night.…

11 yrs ago1

Pure Gold

Oakville, ON

I decided to give Pure Gold...

I decided to give Pure Gold a visit on their two dances for the price of one day. Wednesday is always a good visit because of this 'special'. In the past I found…

11 yrs ago1

Private Eyes

St. Catharines, ON

Went to Private Eyes on a...

Went to Private Eyes on a Friday evening. Was a little quiet at that time. It's quite busy on a Friday afternoon. It's a blue collar town and folks like…

11 yrs ago

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, ON

Felt I needed to add a...

Felt I needed to add a review to advise that the club is getting pricey or low mileage. The night I went was extremely busy. Dozens of girls on that night.…

11 yrs ago1

Private Eyes

St. Catharines, ON

Not good, but not bad. I had...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Not good, but not bad. I had thought that the new outlet mall only ~1 mile away would bring a host of new visitors to this place. I've been there on weekend days and weekend…

11 yrs ago

Crystals

Thorold, ON

Well I thought I'd try this...

Well I thought I'd try this place out on a Friday. Feeling the Downer to be more than a bit busy, this was the alternative. Boy, it was a fair bit less busy.…

11 yrs ago

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, ON

Well I had time on Friday...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Well I had time on Friday afternoon to visit a few clubs. Nothing to write about until I had a bad experience at Loco. First, as you might expect, it was quite dead.…

Nikki's Roadhouse

Princeton, ON

I read the other reviews and...

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

I read the other reviews and tried this place out. A bit of a drive for me, and I have to admit I got a bit lost. It is literally in the middle…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, ON

I must say, this club is...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I must say, this club is growing in a good way. It's very very busy later in the evening. And that brings girls of high quality. There are stunners dancing at the…

Private Eyes

St. Catharines, ON

Gave this club another chance. ...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Gave this club another chance. But much like the previous review, it was slow as hell. I saw a dancer on stage and said okay, I'll give it a shot. She finished…

Midway Invader

Mississauga, ON

Back at the Midway on a...

Back at the Midway on a Friday evening. I like the area this club is in. Very industrial. I tell you, if I worked at one of the businesses in the area,…

Pure Gold

Oakville, ON

Tried out the Wednesday 2 for...

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Tried out the Wednesday 2 for 1 special. Hadn't been here in a while, and thought I should drop in. Very nice. This club has a good amount of attractive ladies.…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, ON

Still a good club that's hit...

Still a good club that's hit or miss. Got to go later in the evening. I still see girls arriving after 11PM. And they are hot. Some nights they are hopping, others not so much.…

12 yrs ago1

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, ON

Showed up after 10PM. Place...

Showed up after 10PM. Place is rocking as usual. Clearly the top club in the area. Even the day shift girls are top notch. After 10PM you get girls showing…

Pure Gold

Oakville, ON

Well I thought I'd try out...

Well I thought I'd try out the 2 for 1 Wednesday special. Meh. It's certainly a nice change to get like 4 dances and only spend $40. I went in the…

Million Dollar

Brampton, ON

Gave the MDS a bit of...

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Gave the MDS a bit of time Saturday night. I was really surprised that it was only about 40% full. With this club's reputation, you'd think this was the place to go for…

Private Eyes

St. Catharines, ON

The recent review made me think...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

The recent review made me think I should give it another shot. Some good, some bad. Arrived at 9PM, no dancer on the stage. Empty club. 3 songs of nothing. Was beginning…