Crystals
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13011 Ontario 20, Allanburg, ON L0S 1A0, Canada*

Well I thought I'd try this...

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dogboy3
Sep 8, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

Well I thought I'd try this place out on a Friday. Feeling the Downer to be more than a bit busy, this was the alternative. Boy, it was a fair bit less busy. I thought it opened at 8PM. I arrived at 8:30 and was shocked to see nobody there. One dude playing pool with two honeys. It took about 15-20 mins before someone came over to ask me to buy a drink. I was happy about that, as I was seriously thinking of leaving.

But a girl came over to sit and talk with me. SO I stayed. She was ... older, but very nice. Had a great conversation with her. Found that we spoke the same language and had similar experiences. I'm 44 and I later find out that she's older than me. That's right, almost 50. But the best looking 50 year old I've ever seen.

Had a few dances from her, but the mileage was low. Bailed after two.

Finally got a drink and stayed to enjoy a stage show. 3 songs on and then 3 or 4 off. Again, nobody was there.

Two more girls came over and wanted me to take them both back. I know that sounds good, but it usually means they both play with each other and leave me out of the equation so to speak. So I wasn't interested. One girl offered lots of mutual play, but I just thought I'd bail on the joint. Perhaps this place gets hopping at midnight, but I can't see the value in it at 9PM.

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