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review
published 10 yrs ago
I'll be honest, I actually like...
reviewed by
Mesigh1313

6.7

I'll be honest, I actually like a strip club that is dive-y without actually being a dangerous dive. Shark Lounge fit the bill PERFECTLY. It is big enough to find a quiet…

review
published 10 yrs ago
What a weird experience! I...
reviewed by
Mesigh1313

6.7

What a weird experience! I was the only car in the parking lot, but it was almost 2am.. so it wasn't completely weird. I decided to try the door to see if it…

review
published 10 yrs ago
I know this sounds strange... but...
reviewed by
Mesigh1313

5.3

I know this sounds strange... but I wanted something a little dirtier! I chose this club specifically because the reviews made it sound like there would be some dirty girls who might be a…

review
published 11 yrs ago
This is one of these clubs...
reviewed by
Mesigh1313

5.0

This is one of these clubs which sounded awesome to me on paper.

  • Dive Bar: CHECK
  • Rockabilly Girls: CHECK
  • Possible Milage: CHECK

Unfortunately the actually experience left a bit to be desired. It was a…

review
published 11 yrs ago
As someone who frequents Florida clubs,...
reviewed by
Mesigh1313

6.7

As someone who frequents Florida clubs, this was as close an experience to that as I could expect to get in the NJ area. The parking and roadway access make you feel safe…

review
published 11 yrs ago
I have to say that after...
reviewed by
Mesigh1313

7.0

I have to say that after a few visits, I am pretty impressed with the Porthole Pub.

The outside experience: Nice, big and well lit parking lot in a "normal" strip mall.…

review
published 12 yrs ago
I have NEVER felt ripped off...
reviewed by
Mesigh1313

2.7

I have NEVER felt ripped off like this in a club before!

I came here because the mermaid had closed early for some reason on a night I was passing through town - boy…

review
published 12 yrs ago
As most reviews have said, the...
reviewed by
Mesigh1313

5.7

As most reviews have said, the words I would use to describe this place are "Locals, Dive Bar, Biker Bar" - the girls almost seem secondary to the experience. The outside is right…

review
published 12 yrs ago
First of all, you *really* should...
reviewed by
Mesigh1313

6.3

First of all, you really should try and visit The Mermaid at some point... it is an experience if nothing else! As many other reviewers have mentioned, there is a "membership card" required.…