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17 reviews by shitcompton

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, TX

Probably the best club in Houston right now

I live in Houston and have visited all the major clubs over the years, and been a regular at various times at the big 3, Treasures, St James, and Men's Club. And it seems their…

10 yrs ago

Colorado Bar & Grill

Houston, TX

Disappointed

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

This was the last major club in Houston I hadn't been to prior to today. (Once drove to Michael's which was a block or two away thinking it was Colorado..) I was excited to complete…

10 yrs ago

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, TX

Visited from 7-9pm. A little slower...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Visited from 7-9pm. A little slower than I thought, but the girls weren't bad. Mostly 7s and 8s. Mainly a VIP/high mileage club and most of the time no one was on stage. Got dances…

11 yrs ago

Chicas Locas

Houston, TX

Not a bad club, large and...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Not a bad club, large and decent decor, but age shows in the chairs. Quite a few dancers there for Monday evening, ALL latina. Same with the clientele. Surprised by that because it used to…

11 yrs ago

Polekatz Houston

Houston, TX

Went on Monday after superbowl around...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Went on Monday after superbowl around 5:30. There was only one black girl there who was average looking. The club is very new and VERY nice - nice decor, flatscreen TVs near the stage showing…

11 yrs ago

The St. James

Houston, TX

It's been a few months since...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

It's been a few months since my last review of St James. I've been coming here a lot in the last 2 months and become some sort of regular. Usually weekend (including Friday) afternoons, sometimes…

13 yrs ago

XTC Cabaret

Houston, TX

Visited around 8:30 - 10 because...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Visited around 8:30 - 10 because nearby Rick's just got closed down (lost its liquor license). This is Rick's sister club and I saw one dancer I've seen before at Rick's. NOTE: THIS IS NO…

13 yrs ago

Houston Dolls Cabaret

Houston, TX

Horrible dancers. One grossly overweight and...

★★★★★★★4.0/10

Horrible dancers. One grossly overweight and another one crazy skinny, not pretty either...tipped one hispanic girl (a 6, the best there), got cold response. Two of the five dancers were black. The waitresses are hot…

13 yrs ago

Rick's Cabaret Houston Intercontinental

Houston, TX

Dropped in at Rick's around 9pm...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Dropped in at Rick's around 9pm just looking for a few quick dances, and I got what I wanted. Parking is free, paid $10 cover. There is a full bar near the entrance where some customers…

13 yrs ago

The St. James

Houston, TX

St. James impressed me so much...

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

St. James impressed me so much that I have to review it again after a week. I've visited the club 3 times total, twice on Thursday and once on Saturday. Insights gained after 3 visits: * Afternoon…

13 yrs ago

The St. James

Houston, TX

Wow, just wow. My first visit...

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Wow, just wow. My first visit at a Houston club outside city limits, so no pasties and all thongs, and the tits and asses do look much better! There are A LOT of top-heavy girls…

13 yrs ago

Ritz

Houston, TX

I was a bit disappointed in...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I was a bit disappointed in my visit, although some of it was due to the fact that it was my first time there. Got there shortly after 8. Paid $10 for valet parking not…

13 yrs ago

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, TX

This club is low mileage, usually...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

This club is low mileage, usually no touching tits in the lap dance area which is quite bright and the managers are said to be watching. The dances are tame. Girls are okay, some hot…

13 yrs ago

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, TX

I was pleasantly surprised by this...

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

I was pleasantly surprised by this club which doesn't look like much from the outside. The interior is well-designed, posh, and comfortable. The dancers that night were mostly black although I heard it's not always…

13 yrs ago

Treasures Houston

Houston, TX

Treasures is definitely the best club...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Treasures is definitely the best club in Houston. You can always find hot girls here no matter what time of day. The girls are mostly white or latina, and in good shape. Most are pretty…

13 yrs ago

The Vault Gentlemen’s Club

Houston, TX

I agree with previous posters that...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I agree with previous posters that this is now a strange club. They lost their liquor license so you get drinks for free, which is very nice. The club is pretty small and you're not…

13 yrs ago

Polekatz Houston

Houston, TX

This place is right next to...

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

This place is right next to Penthouse which offers free drinks, so I have given it a few tries after I'm drunk enough at Penthouse...it always disappoints. One Friday night I was here by myself from…

13 yrs ago