Reviews

Visions is a good overall club. Free parking and then inside plenty of seating, all basically at a bar which the strippers will walk along. You're expected to tip $1 for the stage show when…

Spearmint Rhino you can avoid cover charge by getting their free limo/car service. Just call up (number is on the website) and they can pick up from any strip hotel. This isn't a rip-off: you…

Palomino is not the nicest looking place in Las Vegas, but it is a decent club on the inside. Take their car service (free, but tip the driver $20) and you get free or reduced…

Wonderland is the best looking club in the area in terms of interior. Everything is clean and the place is very up-to-date with lighting and sound. There's a bunch of reserved seating and then some…

$7 cover (but at least free parking) here. The club could use an overhaul. It looks outdated and worn inside. Very dull lighting, carpet that is worn and probably needs replacement, and seats that probably…

VIPs is the only club in the City of Chicago that has alcohol / liquor. It's also the closest to Wrigley, and if game day you can show your ticket for a cover discount. Cover…

Wild Zebra is a new club that opened in the space formerly occupied by Cheaters, which shut down after an incident where a minor was stripping there and bring managed by a pimp. The club…

Golden Banana has free parking. Charged $10 cover. Ample seating inside, both at the stage and around the floor. There are three types of women who roam around: waitresses to take drink orders, strippers, and…

On The Border (OTB) is a nice club. Not hard to find out in the suburbs of Milwaukee. (It is near Illinois, hence the name.) Inside is nice, drinks reasonably priced. This club has the…

Took a trip to this club hearing that they had very good lap dances available with full two way contact and touching. Did not disappoint. Interior is nice. There's a couple of bars and 3…

Visited Crazy Horse on a Thursday evening. Steep $20 cover to get in the door. You get a wristband when you go in. The layout resembles a movie theatre without stadium seating, plus seats that…

There's a deal here to pay a $10 cover if you come between 7 PM - 9 PM. Otherwise, it's a whopping $40 after 9 PM, which is the highest cover I've ever seen at…