Reviews by jack0505

Went to Club Fantasies on a Saturday evening. Surprised that they were not very busy. $10 cover charge at the door and they have a metal detector you go through. There are two bars, essentially…

Sharks Club is located in an industrial area in Darmstadt. You can get there by taking train and bus, or taking a train to Darmstadt Nord and then walking or getting a taxicab. It is…

The Spearmint Rhino in Las Vegas is an upscale strip club and with that expect upscale prices. Cover is $40 + tax, so approximately $44. They scan IDs and do a metal detector wand on…

The Club is back open on Thursdays, which is a big improvement from just Friday and Saturday. It still amazes me they don’t open for Sunday as many guys would come to watch football and…

I visited Diamond Dolls on a weekday evening. Free to park. The club has a good variety and quality of dancers, but it leans towards latinas. Drinks were reasonable, I paid about $7 for a…

Free to park here. $15 cover, but you can save $5 if you show them the picture/coupon on the website. They don’t have alcohol here. $6 gets you a bottle of Zephyrhills water. The club has…

Palomino is open. There are some differences due to COVID-19. First, you have to wear a mask unless you have a drink. Second, there are no lap dances on the floor and there is reduced…

Chicas Bonitas is the only strip club open in Las Vegas with normal lap dances right now. Other clubs have private / VIP, but no normal $20 or $25 dance. Parking is free right next…

The Go Go Rama has free parking. Lot is a bit dim at night, but seems safe. It’s by a street that’s fairly heavily traveled. There is a $10 cover charge and a 1 drink…

Enter through metal detector here. Bouncer gives a quick pat down. $10 cover charge. Beware, the cover is different at different times. Sometimes it goes up to $15 on the weekends. The club layout is…

Club Desire is one of the nicer clubs in Providence. There is free parking and in the evenings they will do valet for free, too. Inside is quite dark/dim. There are two square bars which…

Sapphire has plenty of beautiful, attractive women. The club is located about as far north as Circus Circus on a road parallel to the Las Vegas Strip (Las Vegas Blvd). Whatever you do, do NOT…

Wild Zebra is not the classiest of spots in Providence. It is not in the nicest area of town, but you are safe walking around from the parking lot to the entrance. You can basically…

New Jersey has some weird laws. Basically, you can’t have nude dancing and serve alcohol. You can have nude dancing and let people bring their own beer & wine, though. When you walk in the…

Positives here include free parking and a full liquor bar that is priced reasonably. The negatives, though, are the quality and attitudes of the dancers here. None of them were above a 4, and there…

I made another visit to Wild Zebra after having not been in for a while. The club has free parking. When you walk inside a guy collects a $5 cover charge. The club was fairly…

This is not a strip club in the traditional sense. There is no topless or nude dancing as that is not allowed in the United Arab Emirates. This is basically a nightclub where alcohol is…

Went to Desire to catch some football games and spend time with some beautiful women. They have free parking and Sunday afternoon there was no cover charge. Only 1 of 2 bars open this time.…

Pleasant Moments has mostly on-street parking. Walked in and it was pretty dark. First thing is a guy coming up to do doing a TSA-style patdown, I guess checking for if you have a gun.…

Easy access off I-84 and free parking here. Walk in and pay cover. Head to the bar. Quick to get a drink from the bartender. Stage has a dancer on it, a few people sitting…

Went into Chez Paree after a disappointing experience a couple hours earlier at another club. The doorman here was a jerk. He said "it is customary to tip the doorman." I gave him a $2…

Artemis is not a strip club. It is a men's saunaclub / wellness club where you can also go off to a private room for sex with a woman. Nothing like this exists in the…

The Club will have no big neon sign outside, so use your GPS to find it. Free parking. Full bar and drinks are priced reasonably with beer coming in at $5 (all bottles here, no…

In Maryland for business and heard Fuego was the best for lap dances / mileage in the area Northeast of DC. $22 cover is pretty steep, and apparently if you leave and return (like to…

Visions is a good overall club. Free parking and then inside plenty of seating, all basically at a bar which the strippers will walk along. You're expected to tip $1 for the stage show when…