Reviews

After a lackluster visit to the Cadillac Lounge, my pal and I hit up Club Fantasies in a "let's give it the ol' college try," mode.

Upon entering, the club was big, reasonably well-appointed and…

My buddy, a former RI resident, had been talking this place up for years. I figured it was a guaranteed blastoff in the VIP... Alas, times change. The "Scores" logo ads a layer of class,…

Was passing through town and decided to check out the action.

Thanks to reviews on this board, I went in with low to no expectations, so I wasn't going to be disappointed. Rolled in at…

I went to this place hoping to capitalize on the "college" atmosphere. What I saw during my visit were a couple of heavier young girls and some veterans with a lot of miles on the…

Out of desperation, boredom or both -- I decided to make another trip inside Clyman.

I was pleasantly surprised.

Sure, the new DJ guy (dubbed Costanza in other reviews) is a bit creepy. But, he's…

This is one of the top 5 clubs in the world. The ladies might not all speak English... but they are smoking hot and know the international language of happy, happy endings. This is the…

Sadly, it's about time to give up on this former favorite spot. It used to be, I could put up with the place being a dive. I could put up with the somewhat scary crew…

A comfortable and relatively low-pressure environment permeates this establishment. Maybe it was the unseasonably warm weather after a brutal winter, but everyone seemed to be in a good mood.

Weird stage setup limits the view…

Looking for a break from the Hardware Store in Clyman? This is a pretty good option. You're going to need MapQuest to find the freaking place. It is in the middle of nowhere with few…

First visit in a while and I may have to return. Stopped in with a couple buddies and was impressed by the array of dancers and relatively decent-priced drinks.

Physical club is nicer than Silk's…

I don't usually like to give away my new favorites, but there is a young Asian girl who calls herself "London" who is worth a spin in the back room. I did 5 with her…

This club remains a solid choice in Milwaukee. Physically, the club is fine. Dancers are $25 a song, pay up front. That kind of stinks if you find a dancer who gives a good grind…