Reviews by bigscreen1029

After a lackluster visit to the Cadillac Lounge, my pal and I hit up Club Fantasies in a "let's give it the ol' college try," mode. Upon entering, the club was big, reasonably well-appointed...

My buddy, a former RI resident, had been talking this place up for years. I figured it was a guaranteed blastoff in the VIP... Alas, times change. The "Scores" logo ads a layer of...

Was passing through town and decided to check out the action. Thanks to reviews on this board, I went in with low to no expectations, so I wasn't going to be disappointed. Rolled in...

I went to this place hoping to capitalize on the "college" atmosphere. What I saw during my visit were a couple of heavier young girls and some veterans with a lot of miles on...

Out of desperation, boredom or both -- I decided to make another trip inside Clyman. I was pleasantly surprised. Sure, the new DJ guy (dubbed Costanza in other reviews) is a bit creepy. But,...

This is one of the top 5 clubs in the world. The ladies might not all speak English... but they are smoking hot and know the international language of happy, happy endings. This is...

Sadly, it's about time to give up on this former favorite spot. It used to be, I could put up with the place being a dive. I could put up with the somewhat scary...

A comfortable and relatively low-pressure environment permeates this establishment. Maybe it was the unseasonably warm weather after a brutal winter, but everyone seemed to be in a good mood. Weird stage setup limits the...

Looking for a break from the Hardware Store in Clyman? This is a pretty good option. You're going to need MapQuest to find the freaking place. It is in the middle of nowhere with...

First visit in a while and I may have to return. Stopped in with a couple buddies and was impressed by the array of dancers and relatively decent-priced drinks. Physical club is nicer than...

I don't usually like to give away my new favorites, but there is a young Asian girl who calls herself "London" who is worth a spin in the back room. I did 5 with...

This club remains a solid choice in Milwaukee. Physically, the club is fine. Dancers are $25 a song, pay up front. That kind of stinks if you find a dancer who gives a good...

Needed a break from gambling/drinking and visited this spot with my buddy, who lives 20 minutes away. Got a break on the cover, because he has a Nevada license plate and I BS'ed the...

Made my first visit on a pretty slow night, though I wonder what constitutes "rocking" in this one stoplight town. Construction is brutal and GPS will be spotty, so you may have trouble finding...

Most of the reviews here are spot-on. YMMV with the ladies in the back room. There aren't a lot of hassles back there, but contact varies from air-dance to full-on grind. The pre-pay option...

Stopped by with a buddy after work. This is a nice place. Bouncers take themselves a little too seriously. Girls are reasonably pleasant, but there is a somewhat "trailer park-ish" quality to a lot...

I've heard about this joint for years. Finally gave it a spin. Visited on a Saturday night. Got in at 8 p.m., just ahead of about a dozen drunken Packers fans on a bachelor...

I travel to Phoenix a lot and this is what I call a "sleeper" bar. Not a lot of hype, but you can get good mileage. Dancers range from 5-9. Catch a seat away...

Had never been to the Sugar Shack, but was visiting a buddy near Lake Geneva and decided to give it a spin on a Saturday night. Physically, this club is fantastic. Clean. Well lit....

One of the more bizarre clubs in the country.. or on the planet. I've visited three times now. I love it. But, it's hard to describe. The place is a dive "up north" bar,...