Reviews by rogertex

Was in Austin and visited clubs in South Austin last month. Summary of a few visits to Palazio. Parking is free and valet is available. They will also pick you up and drop you off...

As a tourist, I picked this club because my hotel manager recommended. Good choice, but not exactly my type. Club is located along a busy road in a light commercial area. Parking was free and...

Landed in Austin and phone said lotsa traffic. So dropped at the Landing Strip. Parked for free. Got the security check from bouncer. Older, but pleasant, cover lady took $5. Restroom to the left after leaving the...

Was driving from McAllen to South Padre and saw this club on the freeway. I said why not. It's right off Hwy 83 (a.k.a. IH 2) immediately after a used car dealership. Easy to find....

Went on a weekday afternoon with a bunch of guys (actually sales guys and I being part of the buyer party). There is paid parking around the club - both street and surface...

I had a good time at this club. It's located in downtown, short cab ride from my hotel. A small dingy entry may make you think you are entering a dive - but a...

Paloma, Avery and Jasmine - sweet, big booty latinas showed me a good time. Foxy's is all-nude, BYOB "night" club with easy access from I-35. It's not a day club. Even though the club opens...

In a city where good looking call girls can be picked up right outside or around any downtown hotel - one has to wonder what is the role of strip clubs. Had some time...

Summary of couple of visits. First on a weekday evening, second during weekend. Newest club in Austin. Very easy to get to from Hwy 290. Plenty of free parking. This is a nude club, so...

This was the closest strip club to my hotel (about a mile). I was in Dave and Buster prior to this - and it was a 2 minute drive to Delilah's. I found free parking,...

After reading reviews, really wanted to see the big booty, sexy, dusky latinas at Sugar Daddy's. Arrived at 5 PM on a weekday. It's a red-box brick building next to a creek in the Long...

Notable dancers on a Thursday afternoon around 2 PM. + Mila: 23 yr 5'4" Ukrainian. Sexy dances. Nice smile. Beautiful natural tits. Looks good with glasses on. + Carmen: 31 yr 5'5" Hungarian. Her face...

Went on Wednesday afternoon. $15 cover + $20 VIP band. Free parking ($5 after 6PM). Gene at the door said - 22 dancers working. Looked at my six-pack (its BYOB) and go - "DANG,...

Big Booty latina club. See my previous review for details. Most recent visit there were 16-18 dancers. No more than 6 customers at any given time. I was there 6-8 PM. For months I have...

Went on a Sunday at 5 PM. Right off I-35 North. Free and Valet parking. Cover was $5. Inside, the club was well appointed. Around 10 patrons served by 4 waitresses. Even though the music was...

P10 North has the best vibe in Texas. And Texas has the most liberal strip-club scene in USA - so arguably this club could be the best in USA. Around 20 dancers on a rainy...

This is big booty world. If you want pale, slim, white dancers there are other bars in Austin (P10, Palazio). This club has mostly latina dancers with thick curvy bodies and big, round butts....

Friday evening club had 15-20 dancers and 10-15 customers. But felt like a morgue. Reason: Dimwit Manager. I usually have good times in Austin, San Antonio, Dallas strip clubs. Went to XTC on Friday. Parked...

Melissa the cute waitress set me up with Medoly and Becky - two sexy and voluptuous dancers - and I had a great time.Bonus: Also got to say hello to Marissa a great favorite...

As other reviewers have noted - it's the same club and same management/staff as Hot Bodies. So what's new and what's the same at my favorite dive? Parking: Free until 6PM. Then $5. Can park...

No cover. Free parking past the valet section. Drinks/Beer: $6.75 and Dancer Drinks $9-$10. Lap dances $20. There were 10-15 customers served by 8 dancers and 8 waitresses. Besides the main stage there were...

16 Dancers. 4 Customers. Found myself stuck in downtown Austin around 4PM Thursday. Traffic everywhere - but a front parking spot waiting for me in front of Chicas Bonitas. And Mikko's recent review was on...

Visited Wednesday towards end of month and enjoyed it. In particular - these dancers: + Lily 5'4", 26 Cubana, Curvy. Nice and slow paced dances. + Esmaralda 5'3", 24 Cubana. Darker, Petite. Not a good hustler...

Hit this club on a Sunday afternoon. $5 Cover; $6.50 Beer, 3 dancers, 4 customers and hot bartender from North Carolina. Blonde, thick dancer had curves and was yapping with a customer at the bar. Black...