Reviews by IsThisAJ0ke

Hadn’t been here for a while and described to give it a shot despite all the reviews about the dollar parade. I figured on a Monday, it might be a little tamer. It was...

Riviera Lounge is on a well trafficked commercial street. I parked in the lot behind the building which is accessed by a one way street (use your GPS accordingly). Walked around and entered through...

This place has been described before but here goes: Redisential neighborhood. Safe parking on side street. Two entrances, I typically use the rear (heh). There a bar that is divided by a small...

Got here shortly after they opened at about 12:15. I was basically the first one there but the girls were already ready to go. I entered through the back door and walked down the...

Stopped in on a Thursday night. Parking is ample. They offer valet, but I’m good to walk. As you enter you go through a metal detector. On Thursdays they advertise “no cover all night”....

I had never been here so decided to give it a try. Firstly, this place is tricky to get into. You have to go around the block to get to the driveway or make...

This place is right on the corner in a not so bad area. Walk in, you have a wall on your left and the.n the stage/bar to the right. Past that, up the stairs...

This is one of the better NJ clubs IMO. I’ve been here a few times, and like EVERY club, it can be hit or miss. I’ve seen some stunners here. It’s a small place....

Decided to give this place a shot on a Wednesday afternoon. My first time there. There was one parking spot left in the lot when I pulled in, but to my surprise the place...

This place has been described before, but it’s very nondescript in a residential neighborhood. Go around the block, find a parking spot, and you can enter through the back door which is red. Onside...

Stopped by here on a Sunday afternoon and as expected it was pretty dead and not a lot of women working. The place is easy to get to and there is ample parking. As...

This place sits sort of behind a commercial shopping center. There a parking lot to the right of the building. As you walk in, turn to the left and there’s the bar/stage. Typical NJ...

Let’s try this again. Some more details included. This place is right down the street from Platinum Dollz. There is off street parking. As you walk in, the clean bathrooms are straight ahead. Turn left...

My first time here. It’s a corner joint in a decent neighborhood. Parking in a side street was easy enough. You walk in and the bar is immediately to your right. Three sided with...

I like this place a lot. It’s in a safe, easy to get to residential area and you can enter from the front or the side door. As you enter there is a bar...

Stopped by on a Thursday afternoon. Parking lot was serviceable. You walk in and it’s dark as hell. Before my eyes even adjusted, I heard “hey cutie!” and Lucy immediately latched on to me....

I’ve reviewed this place before but wanted to talk about a recent experience. Skip ahead for that. The place is nice and cozy inside. Clean and comfortable chairs with a couch in the corner...

I’ve been going here occasionally for a while and I keep coming back because I know what to expect. Nothing crazy, but rarely if ever a let down. They seem to have their system...

This place is near Newark Airport. Parking is pretty easy though you do have to cross a four lane highway to pull in. You walk in through a metal detector… no cover, no one...

The place is about 2 mins from the highway and is below a cigar bar that looks like a castle. Parking is adequate and signs direct you accross the street if the lot is...

As mentioned, this place sits at the corner of a residential neighborhood. I did not feel strange about leaving my car parked on the street when I got there at about 8:30. As I...

First time back to this place is a while, and I must say, it’s still one of my favorites. It’s located in the middle of nowhere. When you walk in, there’s a counter and...

Guys... what the hell? I understand the reviews for this joint have qualified themselves by stating that the women are older... but I was expecting some decent looking Brazilian cougars... but what I saw...

First off, on Friday at 7pm, the cover was $30. Whoa! That might be most I’ve ever paid to get into a club. Once inside, as mentioned is the stage which is surrounded by...