JohnTitor

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Reviews by JohnTitor

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  6 years ago
  Pandora's Adult Cabaret

  Seattle, Washington
  not too shabby

  Haven't reviewed a gentlemen's club for quite a while although I've been hitting a few spots on occasion, so here is one for most recent stop over at Pandora's. As the title states,...
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  7 years ago
  Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

  Lake Forest Park, Washington
  Saturday Night Not Too Impressive

  Club has been okay in the distant past tho pretty low mileage compared to other regional clubs. Still occasionally drop in due to convenience and to see if improvement is obvious. On this late...
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  7 years ago
  Pandora's Adult Cabaret

  Seattle, Washington
  Better Than Usual

  The maligned gentleman's club Pandoras was improved upon this visit, both in dancers and the restroom situation. Even though sometimes this club has been disappointing in one regard or another, there are occasions when...
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  7 years ago
  Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

  Lake Forest Park, Washington
  buyer beware

  Wednesday evening visit, later in the night, pretty average size attendance, not sparse, not overly crowded, decent ratio of dancers to customers. Easily accessible lot to park in, club is clean enough and the...
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  7 years ago
  Déjà Vu Seattle

  Seattle, Washington
  typical low value Seattle

  Was downtown anyway, so after conducting my business, decided to hit up a club that I used to visit more frequently. Not as often anymore since downtown Seattle has become a complete shithole with...
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  7 years ago
  Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

  Lake Forest Park, Washington
  pretty standard

  This club is spacious, easy parking, and sometimes has a pretty dancer or two. It is less seedy than the place up the street known as Pandora's. I was bored and had time to...
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  7 years ago
  Sands Showgirls

  Seattle, Washington
  Weird

  This was a couple of weeks ago on a Friday evening. Never been there, decided to try it on a whim after going to Pandora's and being incredibly unimpressed. So, made the drive to...
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  7 years ago
  Kittens Cabaret

  Seattle, Washington
  evening impressions of Kittens

  Hello again. Second visit to Kittens, this time in the evening as opposed to my earlier reviewed trip which occurred in the afternoon. Wanted to get a sense of the differences here between two...
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  7 years ago

  by

  Theoneuknowandlove
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  7 years ago
  Kittens Cabaret

  Seattle, Washington
  popped my kittens cherry

  First time I have been to a new club for the very first visit in what seems like forever. Had this place on my mind, so decided to switch things up and check it...
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  7 years ago

  by

  cheerio82
• review

  7 years ago
  Dream Girls at Rick's

  Seattle, Washington
  First visit here in a while

  Visited three local gentlemen's clubs in the vicinity recently, and this is the first review written of those trips. Seems like forever since having been to this certain club. Had some extra time and...
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  7 years ago
  Pandora's Adult Cabaret

  Seattle, Washington
  tried it again

  Memorial Day, a time of remembrance, honoring fallen heroes, barbecues and fun with family. Or, forget all that crap and seek out a hot stripper to sit on your lap and flash her goods...
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  7 years ago
  Pandora's Adult Cabaret

  Seattle, Washington
  Why I return, don't know

  Hello again. Been quite a while since I have submitted a review, although I have attended a small amount of gentlemen's clubs sporadically the past half year or thereabouts. I have given Pandora's a...
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  8 years ago
  Dreamgirls at Sodo

  Seattle, Washington
  No frills, drains money, pretty girls

  Dropped in on a Tuesday late afternoon going into early on for the night shift. It was a really cold day, so just decided to settle into a semi warm place with hopefully some...
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  8 years ago
  Déjà Vu Seattle

  Seattle, Washington
  fun club

  This is a pretty decent gentleman's club to periodically hit up. I like to drop in roughly every two or three months, occasionally longer breaks between visits. Smack dab in the heart of downtown,...
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  8 years ago
  Dreamgirls at Sodo

  Seattle, Washington
  low value but beautiful dancers

  Despite the value of the dollar being quite low at this club, I still find myself hitting this one up on occasion because the dancers here are seriously beautiful. Stopped by pretty late...
• review

  9 years ago
  Dreamgirls at Sodo

  Seattle, Washington
  hot dancers with strong hustle game

  Physically, the club is pretty solid. Plenty of seating and the upper level gives the room a cool feel. Lots of booths for dances. Attended on a really quiet evening in the neighborhood-no home...
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  9 years ago
  Pandora's Adult Cabaret

  Seattle, Washington
  don't bother

  This place is honestly pretty awful. The club itself should be condemned-terrible little building both inside and out. It possibly used to be a Chinese restaurant that closed and was gutted, essentially? Who knows....
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  9 years ago
  Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

  Lake Forest Park, Washington
  ripped off on this visit, unfortunately

  Friday evening, still pretty early and arrival occurred during a lull between shifts-a handful of dancers were on hand, but obviously not nearly as many as you'll encounter past 10:00 or even 11:00. ...
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  9 years ago
  Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

  Lake Forest Park, Washington
  Back again to this longtime dependable...

  Back again to this longtime dependable club. Got there about 10:30 p.m. and conversed with a handful of ladies before being led to the couches and letting a completely gorgeous brunette grind and...
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  12 years ago
  Déjà Vu Seattle

  Seattle, Washington
  A downtown tradition, first visit in...

  A downtown tradition, first visit in a while. Basically the same as it has been, entrance off of 1st Ave. up the stairs. Twenty dollar admission and non-alcoholic drinks are included (please tip...
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  13 years ago
  Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

  Lake Forest Park, Washington
  This club has been around for...

  This club has been around for years and years and lies just outside of the Seattle city limits to the north. Easily accessible from a major thoroughfare and ample parking behind the building....