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21 reviews by JohnTitor

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

not too shabby

Haven't reviewed a gentlemen's club for quite a while although I've been hitting a few spots on occasion, so here is one for most recent stop over at Pandora's. As the title states, not…

7 yrs ago

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, WA

Saturday Night Not Too Impressive

★★★★★★★3.7/10

Club has been okay in the distant past tho pretty low mileage compared to other regional clubs. Still occasionally drop in due to convenience and to see if improvement is obvious. On this late Saturday…

8 yrs ago

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Better Than Usual

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

The maligned gentleman's club Pandoras was improved upon this visit, both in dancers and the restroom situation. Even though sometimes this club has been disappointing in one regard or another, there are occasions when it…

8 yrs ago

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, WA

buyer beware

★★★★★★2.0/10

Wednesday evening visit, later in the night, pretty average size attendance, not sparse, not overly crowded, decent ratio of dancers to customers. Easily accessible lot to park in, club is clean enough and the bathroom…

8 yrs ago

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, WA

typical low value Seattle

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Was downtown anyway, so after conducting my business, decided to hit up a club that I used to visit more frequently. Not as often anymore since downtown Seattle has become a complete shithole with literally…

8 yrs ago

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, WA

pretty standard

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

This club is spacious, easy parking, and sometimes has a pretty dancer or two. It is less seedy than the place up the street known as Pandora's. I was bored and had time to kill…

8 yrs ago

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, WA

Weird

★★★★★★★2.3/10

This was a couple of weeks ago on a Friday evening. Never been there, decided to try it on a whim after going to Pandora's and being incredibly unimpressed. So, made the drive to Ballard…

8 yrs ago

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

evening impressions of Kittens

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Hello again. Second visit to Kittens, this time in the evening as opposed to my earlier reviewed trip which occurred in the afternoon. Wanted to get a sense of the differences here between two distinctly…

8 yrs ago1

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

popped my kittens cherry

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

First time I have been to a new club for the very first visit in what seems like forever. Had this place on my mind, so decided to switch things up and check it out.…

8 yrs ago4

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, WA

First visit here in a while

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Visited three local gentlemen's clubs in the vicinity recently, and this is the first review written of those trips. Seems like forever since having been to this certain club. Had some extra time and felt…

8 yrs ago

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

tried it again

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Memorial Day, a time of remembrance, honoring fallen heroes, barbecues and fun with family. Or, forget all that crap and seek out a hot stripper to sit on your lap and flash her goods to…

9 yrs ago

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Why I return, don't know

★★★★★★★2.3/10

Hello again. Been quite a while since I have submitted a review, although I have attended a small amount of gentlemen's clubs sporadically the past half year or thereabouts. I have given Pandora's a couple…

9 yrs ago

Dreamgirls at Sodo

Seattle, WA

No frills, drains money, pretty girls

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Dropped in on a Tuesday late afternoon going into early on for the night shift. It was a really cold day, so just decided to settle into a semi warm place with hopefully some eye…

9 yrs ago

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, WA

fun club

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

This is a pretty decent gentleman's club to periodically hit up. I like to drop in roughly every two or three months, occasionally longer breaks between visits. Smack dab in the heart of downtown, this…

10 yrs ago

Dreamgirls at Sodo

Seattle, WA

low value but beautiful dancers

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Despite the value of the dollar being quite low at this club, I still find myself hitting this one up on occasion because the dancers here are seriously beautiful. Stopped by pretty late on…

10 yrs ago

Dreamgirls at Sodo

Seattle, WA

hot dancers with strong hustle game

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Physically, the club is pretty solid. Plenty of seating and the upper level gives the room a cool feel. Lots of booths for dances. Attended on a really quiet evening in the neighborhood-no home baseball…

10 yrs ago

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

don't bother

★★★★★★1.7/10

This place is honestly pretty awful. The club itself should be condemned-terrible little building both inside and out. It possibly used to be a Chinese restaurant that closed and was gutted, essentially? Who knows. Inside…

10 yrs ago

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, WA

ripped off on this visit, unfortunately

★★★★★★★3.7/10

Friday evening, still pretty early and arrival occurred during a lull between shifts-a handful of dancers were on hand, but obviously not nearly as many as you'll encounter past 10:00 or even 11:00. Club…

10 yrs ago

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, WA

Back again to this longtime dependable...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Back again to this longtime dependable club. Got there about 10:30 p.m. and conversed with a handful of ladies before being led to the couches and letting a completely gorgeous brunette grind and bounce…

11 yrs ago

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, WA

A downtown tradition, first visit in...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

A downtown tradition, first visit in a while. Basically the same as it has been, entrance off of 1st Ave. up the stairs. Twenty dollar admission and non-alcoholic drinks are included (please tip your…

14 yrs ago

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, WA

This club has been around for...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

This club has been around for years and years and lies just outside of the Seattle city limits to the north. Easily accessible from a major thoroughfare and ample parking behind the building.…

14 yrs ago