Comments by Agent_Zero (page 21)

to show up at 10pm at the latest.

I agree with your review. Many of the best looking dancers show up at 12 midnight or 1am. That is crazy. What type of person stays in a strip club that late on Friday or Saturday night. I'd never be in a club past 1am. It's not that serious. Dancers need

The bathroom is fucking atrocious. Piss all over the floor, no soap, no paper towels, horrible smell, I'd actually rather piss behind a dumpster outside. Seriously.

The place is FAR too expensive. I agree with you. $22 for entry, $10 for a VIP bracelet, and $20 per song in VIP. Smh.

I agree with everything you said. They have 6 or 8 REALLY good looking dancers, but most dancers are just average looking girls. But many clubs are like this though.

This club is not a 6 out of 10... it is a 2 out of 10. Lol. Horrible club.

Good review. This place is certainly a miss.

There aren't any 8s or 9s in this club. Mostly 6s and 7s. With more 6s than 7s.

This club is not all that. Trust me. Don't waste your time here. The girls are not too attractive here.

I know Margaret. She is the Club Manager. She isn't going anywhere fellas. She is crazy but harmless, Fellas. I would not patronize Ebony Inn because the dancer quality is not too good. The best looking dancer you'll see here is a 7 out of 10.

Lol. "No boob touching." And as soon as she leaves everyone goes back to their regularly scheduled program... boob touching. Hilarious. Lmao. :)

WHOA!!! You'd never catch me spending $100 on 2 songs (ten minutes)! They ripped you off BIG TIME, Rookie! Wow.

Nice prop, Chulo. The problem with this club Fuego is that dancer quality drops off SIGNIFICANTLY during the week. The weekends are the only real days worth going.

Yes, parking fucking SUCKS at Fuego. I agree with you 100%. Sometimes you have to resort to the valet who charge $20!!! I understand you totally, Brother. And this club is FAR too crowded. I have no clue why people love Fuego so much. The place is shit.

...be lazy. "Now bend your ass over and let me take control" was my thought. I had to be this way with this particular girl.

Yeah, that Dominican girl had the "Just give me your loot" attitude. But I made her do what I want. At first she thought she was just gonna be lazy and bounce on me. "Oh, no the fuck you don't bitch" was MY attitude. Lol. For $20 per song you aren't gonna

Exactly, Chulo. If dancers would be reasonable they would actually make more money. Charge $10 and more customers would partake. Charge $20 and not many will.

And if you go on a Friday night you'd be fucking up big time. This club is strange like the Twilight Zone. The DAY is busy and the night is DEAD.

Hey, Chulo! Lol. What's new, Buddy?

to change. You are also correct about the club needing a DANCE ONLY section. Good review, just make it more concise going forward.

This is a thorough review. It is a little too long though, my friend, and many users may not read it in its entirety... even though they SHOULD. Good eye also about the dancer schedules. Dancers just show up whenever they want too up in there. That needs

I agree. The dances are too cheap. They need to be $10 per song.

Exactly, Chulo. Friday and Saturdays are the best days to hit the strip.

I agree with you. Good review.

If you don't go on Friday or Saturday night you may not get the same dancer quality.