I don't see what the draw...

I don't see what the draw is about this club. Man first off, on Saturdays you have to park way down the street, in fact on this particular night I had to park around the corner. This is not the best feeling in the world when you are parking on a side street with very little lighting. Granted, you can make your way around the block a few times and wait for a parking spot to open, but I just didn't think about that until after I had parked. So on to the club. As usual you pay $22 dollars. I don't know what the deal is with this, but these clubs charging $22 dollars is just asinine to me. I realize that it is supply and demand, and hey, most people on average are not going to mind paying an extra $2 dollars to get into a strip club. And if you are the owner, you figure if you get 300 people going through your club on a Saturday night, then that is an extra $600 dollars, but the number is just weird. Anyway, I make it into the club, and it is beyond packed, I mean it is like standing room only. It is so packed that it really does not make for an enjoyable experience. On top of that, I like big booty chicks, and chicks that can shake it on stage, and this club has many dancers that leave a lot to be desired. Look, I have lived in South America before, and the strip clubs there have super fine thick latina chicks. Fuego on the other hand has a huge collection of flat booty latinas. I mean, I would say 1 out of 10 actually has a decent body, and 1 out of 30 might have a decent sized butt, other than that these chicks leave a lot to be desired. There were probably like 8 black chicks out of about 40 the night I was there, and granted I got there about 1130 pm, but c'mon man. In fact the only reason I was there is because club Extasy is closed, much to my disappointment. So I was hoping to catch some of the regular strippers from Extasy at Fuego, and I did see one, but she was tied up with a customer. I eventually settled on a black chick with a nice plump but not ridiculously large booty, and she was extremely fit. Plus her skin was super smooth. But when I got the lap dance, it was so damn crowded, that I felt like I was about to suffocate. LOL. People kept bumping into us, and what not, and it was just a joy kill overall. After getting a dance from her, I made my rounds and saw a black chick with a tremendous booty, I actually had gotten a dance from her before back in the day at another club, and her lap dance skills left something to be desired, but alas I asked her for a dance on the next song. This chick was like "I'm not dancing right now", and it took me a minute to catch what she said. Another stripper that she was talking to chuckled and the chick looked at me like "Didn't you hear me". Then I caught on to what she said. At that point I thought to myself, this club gets a zero, and I decided to leave. Fuego is now on my list of no return visits. If you like average looking spanish chicks and black chicks with attitude then this club is for you. If you are like me, and like a club where the chicks not only look good, but have phat booties, and can shake that thing on stage and give outstanding lap dances then you need to skip this club.