Reviews

Having been to their sister club at South Melbourne, I thought I'd trek out to Caulfield. I've enjoyed many a night at the club close to Crown (and spent most of my winnings from the…

Visited this Adelaide institution on a buck's night with about a dozen guys. Most were locals, some of whom had been to the club a number of times. These past visitors advised us before arriving…

Dancers Cabaret used to be in the heart of Kings Cross (as I remember it from long ago...). It's been almost 5 years since I visited the Dancers at this location. It is basically a…

I've been here before and although not impressed, I returned to see if it had improved. After all, it has been almost 4 years since my one and only visit to this low rent club.…

The Cross, as it is known to Sydneysiders, is not what it used to be...sadly! What used to be a seedy, fun-loving haunt for mongers, perverts and those high on life, is now a dead,…

According to these reviews it has been three years since I visited Dancers. According to my last review, I liked the place and thought it was pretty good value (especially the drinks). Am I ever…

I should start this review saying that this club was not my idea of a great night out! I've been here before (on a previous business trip) and I did not think much of the…

Not a club for seasoned clubbers. Not really worth the visit but glad I went just to see what's on offer (after all, I could have been missing out on something great if I never…

A visit to Men's Gallery is an experience!

This is one awesome looking club. So much more upmarket than its sister club, Pure Platinum, that is just down the street. Not only are the furnishings well…

No longer run down as the previous 2004 review stated. Dropped in alone for a drink, close to midnight, after a pretty ordinary night out. In short, I was in a crappy mood, having just…

After reading this review, get ready to plan a trip to Melbourne. Without doubt, this is far and away my most exciting and memorable experience in ANY strip club.

Kittens is not the classiest club…

I've been to PP a number of times in the past and recently went back for another visit. It's still a good looking club but it's too expensive to have a really good time. All…