Reviews by MassiveHardOn
Submit a ReviewBourbon Street Gentlemen's Club
972 U.S. 9
Parlin, NJ 08859
Needed to try something new and...
Needed to try something new and got tip from a friend that the eye candy was good here - so gave it a try. No cover. Relentless dollar parade to the point of complete annoyance.…
May 29, 2015, 12:00 AM
The Go-Go Rama
Hwy 35 & Laurence Pkwy
Laurence Harbor, NJ 08879
GGR is always a nice stop...
GGR is always a nice stop to sit back and gaze upon some casual nudity, but the real value would be in the 5 minute lap dances... you can't beat $20 for full contact grinding…
May 11, 2015, 12:00 AM
Centerfolds
705 Route 35 South
Neptune, NJ 07753
It was a dreary evening with...
It was a dreary evening with heavy fog and I needed to get out of the house for a few hours and enjoy a little diversion... Figured Centerfolds might have some fresh scenery and made…
May 11, 2015, 12:00 AM
Delilah's Den
1640 Lakewood Road
Toms River, NJ 08755
Another DDTR visit and some decent...
Another DDTR visit and some decent talent on tap...
Michele: Doe-eyed beauty that could model for any swimsuit magazine... Very sweet and intelligent - wonderful slow lap dance quality that allows all of her soft tender…
Feb 18, 2015, 12:00 AM
Foxtail Go Go
39 South St
Manville, NJ 08835
Another local dive bar with some...
Another local dive bar with some dancers to keep your eyes occupied while you stare at some sports on the TVs.
Casual - relaxed atmosphere - with a mix of Latinas and Chocolate lovelies to entertain…
Feb 9, 2015, 12:00 AM
Delilah's Den
22 Washington Ave
Manville, NJ 08835
After hitting DD in TR a...
After hitting DD in TR a few times - thought I would give this place a try... maybe it was just dealing with the day shift - but nearly every lady was undesirable in comparison…
Feb 9, 2015, 12:00 AM
Centerfolds Cabaret
201 E Delilah Rd.
Pleasantville, NJ 08232
Back in the Pleasantville area for...
Back in the Pleasantville area for work and figured I would try Crazy Horse again... really like the laid back "Cheers with strippers" atmosphere of the place - every lady is friendly and conversational, not…
Feb 9, 2015, 12:00 AM
Delilah's Den
1640 Lakewood Road
Toms River, NJ 08755
Was out at DDTR back in...
Was out at DDTR back in November to test the waters again one weekend... the usual charges to get in and pay for a drink... just looking to check out the talent and kick back...
On…
Jan 2, 2015, 12:00 AM
Centerfolds Cabaret
201 E Delilah Rd.
Pleasantville, NJ 08232
So I had been down to...
So I had been down to Atlantic City for some training and was leaving for the afternoon - decided to stop by for a distraction before heading back home for the evening... Hit up the…
Jan 2, 2015, 12:00 AM
The Go-Go Rama
Hwy 35 & Laurence Pkwy
Laurence Harbor, NJ 08879
It was a cold, wet, windy...
It was a cold, wet, windy evening and I needed some entertainment... decided to make the run up to GGR and see what the place is like... Lots of bare asses and pussy on display…
Nov 10, 2014, 12:00 AM
Centerfolds
705 Route 35 South
Neptune, NJ 07753
Needed a night out and haven't...
Needed a night out and haven't been to CF's in a while... thought there might be some new blood since last visit, and had a craving for some nudie dancers to entertain me. Stopped in…
Nov 2, 2014, 12:00 AM
Ballpark Tavern
1390 Edgely Rd, Levittown, PA 19057, USA*
This is the place to go...
This is the place to go if you wish to get down and dirty... what does that mean?
It means that you walk into a dive bar with the sleaziest ladies and a thick fog…
Oct 30, 2014, 12:00 AM
Foxtail Go Go
39 South St
Manville, NJ 08835
Was in the Manville area and...
Was in the Manville area and needed a brief distraction... so decided to hit up the Foxtail Lounge Go Go Bar...
Got there around 5pm and stayed until about 7pm... there were about 10-12 dancers…
Jul 27, 2014, 12:00 AM
Delilah's Den
1640 Lakewood Road
Toms River, NJ 08755
So I had Wednesday off, was...
So I had Wednesday off, was looking for a late evening diversion, and happened to pass by DD last Tuesday night... It was a rainy evening, so with nothing else on the agenda for the…
Apr 21, 2014, 12:00 AM
Centerfolds
705 Route 35 South
Neptune, NJ 07753
It's been quite a while since...
It's been quite a while since stopping by CFs, but I had worked late one Friday night and needed some R&R
Arrived just before midnight, paid the $15 fee and got another $20 in singles before…
Nov 24, 2013, 12:00 AM
Delilah's Den
1640 Lakewood Road
Toms River, NJ 08755
Haven't stopped by this establishment in...
Haven't stopped by this establishment in quite some time, mostly because the management annoys me... but it was convenient this evening so I thought I would drop in...
The draw at DD is the young ladies…
Oct 20, 2013, 12:00 AM
Scoobies Gentlemens Club
2803 Hanover Ave, Allentown, PA 18109, USA*
Spent time in the B-hem,PA area...
Spent time in the B-hem,PA area and thought I would stop back to the old Goodfellas... It was never a spectacular place in the old days but was convenient in a pinch when I was…
Dec 24, 2012, 12:00 AM
Playhouse Lounge
1205 US Route 130 N
Burlington, NJ 08016
The Playhouse is true to it...
The Playhouse is true to it name because of the fun you can have there...
You will experience a mix ladies all shapes and sizes and ranging in age, some a little ripe and others more…
Dec 24, 2012, 12:00 AM
Centerfolds Cabaret
201 E Delilah Rd.
Pleasantville, NJ 08232
So I had been up late...
So I had been up late for a few nights and kept seeing the Crazy Horse Ads on the ESPN networks and was curious and happened to find myself down in the A/C area before…
Dec 4, 2012, 12:00 AM
Delilah's Den Of Hazlet
417 S Laurel Ave
Keansburg, NJ 07734
Been a while since visiting Untouchables,...
Been a while since visiting Untouchables, but it hasn't changed much from what I remember... Shot up the GSP to exit 114 and rolled up thru S Laurel Ave almost to Rt 36 and it's…
Oct 12, 2012, 12:00 AM
Penthouse Club Philadelphia
3030 Castor Ave, Philadelphia, PA 19134, USA*
What can I say? The place...
What can I say? The place is beautiful, but lies in a crappy area in NorthEast Philly...
You pay at least $6 to have someone park for you (I can park myself thank you very much)…
Aug 10, 2012, 12:00 AM
Tattletales
6900 New Falls Rd
Levittown, PA 19057
Maybe I caught this place on...
Maybe I caught this place on an off day, or maybe I was just not in my usually cheery mood, but somehow I walked away from this place with a less than satisfied feeling... Partly,…
Aug 10, 2012, 12:00 AM
Delilah's Den
1640 Lakewood Road
Toms River, NJ 08755
Was bored and decided to stop...
Was bored and decided to stop by after receiving a flyer saying that there was free admission from Sun-Wed before 9pm... showed the ad at the entrance and was told they don't honor that anymore…
May 14, 2012, 12:00 AM
Playhouse Lounge
1205 US Route 130 N
Burlington, NJ 08016
Yup... it's the Playhouse - aptly...
Yup... it's the Playhouse - aptly named for the fun you can have there... mostly Brazilians and some MILFy types there with an occaisional Asian and African American thrown into the mix.
Been a while since…
Mar 12, 2012, 12:00 AM
Silhouettes Showbar
111 E Station Avenue
Coopersburg, PA 18036
Not to be disrespectful, but it...
Not to be disrespectful, but it is what it is... a dive bar in the middle of nowhere between Quakertown and Bethlehem in a little shithole of a town called Coopersburg... not the worst place…
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