Reviews by MassiveHardOn

Back at Rumors for another try. The super cute Portugese speaking barmaid was there again - young cute face with volutuous lips - nice soft curves - freindly and attentive. Couldn't believe she was…

Dropped in late on a Saturday and Jamie (bartender) looked a little distraught - the place was clearly busy bu tthe clientelle were on the looney tunes side tonight. Probably 5 normal folks in the lot…

Ran down to DDTR to catch the tail end of Day shift and beginning of Nite Shift. Nina - finally back into the fold at the Den - gotta love her cute litte ass, huge tits,…

Place was busy this weekend - word is getting out that DD Hazlet is upgrading and you dollar goes far here. Recent upgrades include some fresh new talent in the form a young fresh caramel princess…

Major upgrade for a place that used to be a total dump. The stage, bar and LD areas are all new. They have one tremendous ebony pole dancer that put's on a phenomenal show -…

Haven't tried CH in Pleasantville for the evening shift - generally a day shift guy down here because the value tends to be better - but it sounded like the evening level of quality for…

Had to try a day shift run to DDTR - much to my surprise I found 5 younger talent pixies to entertain - a truly hot shift of day dancers. Keisha - an ebony princess with…

Centerfolds will likely drain your wallet to send you off satisfied. Have noticed a lot of turnaraound since my last visit and a huge increase in tipping fees here - maybe because it was Saturday…

Saw an ad about GGR's Spring Fling in the paper and decided it was time to stop back for a visit. They nailed you for $20 at the door this evening which was a ripoff…

Becoming a regular at Delilah's Den in Hazlet! Love the laid back attitude and casual atmosphere. Anna is still my go to favorite - a cute woman with an amazing personality and lap dances that will…

It has been probably 4 years since frequenting this upscale visual club in the middle of nowhere - back then there were the Cheeks transplants from Pemberton - enthusiastic brazilian mynxes and a mix of…

Had a craving for Rayne and decided to trek to the PH for an old time favorite. She has been here forever and NEVER disappoints - body is still good but her face is showing…

Definition of Carnival: 1 - a period of public revelry at a regular time each year, typically during the week before Lent in Roman Catholic countries, involving processions, music, dancing, and the use of masquerade 2 -…

Love the ladies at Delilah's Den in Hazlet! Yes this place has been renamed and upgraded... the talent is improving. My New ATF here is Anna - super hot eastern Euro from Georgia (the country not…

Decided to try DDTR out at a time when I could compare the shifts. Day ladies are more liberal in the back than the evening shift, but mostly are not nearly as hot. Caught the tail…

Centerfolds is a no holds bared club with decent talent - find a lady you like - dump a wad of cash and go home happy.. However, the XMas Bash came up way short of 50…

Bored and needed to break the day up - stopped by Rumors to see what itis about. Exquisitely lovely barmaid speaking Portugese - so probably Brazilian - young full lips - curvaceous - freindly and attentive. 5…

It's been forever since visiting the Keansburg Go-Go bar... It has undergone a few cosmetic changes and one of the ladies mentioned new management. This used to be a total russian bar... there a still a…

Time for another DDTR visit as a few months have ticked by. Caught the tail end of day shift into evenig shift - glad to see some new faces. Danielle: Day shift brunette hottie with a lean…

Been a while since trekking out to the Playhouse - but I missed my fav Rayne and needed a taste of her VIP sensuality... still the petite spinner she has always been and still recognized…

Late afternoon - early evening visit - somewhere around 15-20 women milling around like cattle in the club - zombie presence on stage for most dancers. Attacked immediately upon entry before even approaching the bar -…

Lowlights: Thought I would give Torpedoes a try since I was passing through the area. Same old go go bar, with a decent mix of African Americans, Latinos, and Eastern European ladies. Hate the dollar parade, do…

So there's a few new ladies to add to the mix: Joey: One of the bouncer's ladies - decent natural curves - adequate lap dances - peroxide blonde with black roots and a page boy haircut…

Heard a few things from folks and decided to drop by to scope it out - It's a dump filled with naughty girls that will drain your wallet faster than you can sneeze into a…

Time for another visit to the Den... been a while - heard there was new talent - went to check it out. Harley: changed her look from brunette with glasses to blonde highlights without glasses -…