Been a while since visiting Untouchables,...
Been a while since visiting Untouchables, but it hasn't changed much from what I remember... Shot up the GSP to exit 114 and rolled up thru S Laurel Ave almost to Rt 36 and it's sitting there on the left side... The club is run by a woman named Joanie (unlike most clubs run by dudes) and the hours are Monday - Saturday 12pm - 2am, Sunday 4pm - 2am...
No cover charges lots of seats circularly around the centerpiece stage with two poles on either end... I know one of the bartenders as she commutes there from my area and service is friendly. Fridays are cool because they usually have a little buffet thing going on, which makes it worth the trip.
So there is generally a fairly heavy dollar parade here if he ladies are not getting lots of laps in the back... it can drain you wallet if you stay for a period of time... generally speaking it's best to go thru a round of dancing and tips and then take your drink up to the tables and relax... It's just a bikini bar - no nudity - but you get an occaisional cute young Russian honey that's worth a glance... there are some US women in the mix too.
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