Reviews by unclewillSea

Stopped in to have some fun. Paid the cover and got me a Modelo . The place was slow. I had gotten a request to come in. $200 She is a lil Russian Yoga milf.…

Chill Sat Visit. I had a itch Club has free parking. Paid my cover. 10$ Got me a Modelo. 12$ As I was Parking I saw a Big Booty White Milf entering the club. She just arrived.…

Hit up my club. Good dancers here. Club charges 10$ to get in. Then you go to the bar to buy your drink. Got my coke. Gave the Bartender 10$ . She is cool. Club…

stopped by lookin to scratch a itch. I seen on insta that a long time vet was in. I thought she might be up for a round for old times sake. 2pm. Place was dead. All the…

Sundays are chill. Club has free parking. Paid my cover. Got me a Modelo. Chilled in the front row. Bathroom is clean. They have paper towels in case you need them for clean up. Plenty…

Standard review disclaimer. Seattle clubs are all about the extras. Clubs dont care. Cops dont care. Dancers dont care. So if you dont like it, turn your mf head. Hit the club. Paid the $21…

This club is chill. I am a longtime veteran. Clubs in Seattle are just different. Until recently you couldn't drink alcohol in a strip club. Now you can but Pandoras don't have their license yet.…

This place is slipping. 6 Dancers working. Rooms are 2x the price of their local competition. Selection of dancers is going down because they are not making any money either. Ok so. $21 to…

I got a text from a sexy Lil Filipina Momma that was lonely. She is hit and miss at this club. Used to be a daytime regular. Then worked nights. Now she works when she…

You all knows how this goes. This review will be explicit. Seattle club don't need to worry bout Vice. Seattle don't have any police. So you judges out there, realize this ain't Mayberry. Stupid…

I was in the Kittens area after a Mariner Game. **Caution- This Review WIll Be Detailed** Seattle Clubs are full service clubs. Police do not bust clubs anymore. Clubs turn the other way as long as…

This is my go to place in Seattle. Rio left Kittens so not the reason s to go there. Pandora is a old Chinese restaurant. On Lake City way. Pothole filled parking lot. Small…

I stopped in to see a longtime friend. She has been mostly absent but has been making a comeback. $21 ,to get into the club. This include a soda. This review will be more graphic…

This review was my xmas gift to myself. Rolled up to Pans. Seattle clubs ate full service clubs. Vice does not bust the clubs and the clubs ate ok wiyh women providing extras. Pandoras and…

To my brothers at tuscl. Seattle Clubs and Pandoras are full service clubs. No one gets fired for what is reported here. Cops do not care. I heard one of my favorite big booty…

I hope I dont get in trouble for not mentioning prices considering I mentioned I spent 300-500 total on this trip. The layout is the same as mentioned in hundreds of reviews. Two stages. (Really…

I needed to see the Spanish Legend. She is a 5ft spanish speaking mami that is a legend in the PNW. Pandoras and other non chain strip clubs in Seattle are places where you can…

I stopped in to check out the scene at lunchtime. Kittens is nextdoir to the Doghouse. Pub food and drinks there. Paid 11$ to get in. Big Islander girl took my money and brought me…

* NOTE FOR ANYONE READING* *DANCERS DO NOT GET FIRED FROM THIS CLUB FOR PROVIDING EXTRAS. IT IS A GIVEN. THIS IS SEATTLE. L. E. DOES NOT CARE. THEREFORE THID REVIEW WILL BE MORE EXPLICIT. IT…

What else can be said about this club If you are a visitor from out of town that likes low music, drinking, watching wild stage shows and making it rain....go back to where you are from.…

Daisha is back! She was out for a surgery. I missed that phat booty. I will tone down my review because the prudes around the country don't understand the differences between their clubs and Washington Clubs.…

Just my usual explicit review because anyone can read previous reviews on this site and realize that in Seattle....strippers fuck. I got an itch and drove into pandoras. There were a bunch of younger dancers…

PleaseNote: Seattle strip club scene is different from other places. LE rarely if ever bust girls. Seattle has a huge police shortage. Clubs don't several alcohol. The services in the private rooms can be full service depending…

I had to get my game on. I was looking ti get some action. I am usually a dayshift patron but hit it at night at about 9pm. Space in the parking lot. There were…

Bruh, bruh. Do I got something for a woman with a ASS for days. THIS REVIEW WILL BE GRAPHIC BECAUSE CLUBS IN SEATTLE ARE FULL SERVICE. MANAGEMENT AND LAW ENFORCEMENT DONT CARE. I…