Reviews

stopped by lookin to scratch a itch. I seen on insta that a long time vet was in.

I thought she might be up for a round for old times sake.

2pm. Place was dead. All the…

Sundays are chill.
Club has free parking.
Paid my cover. Got me a Modelo.
Chilled in the front row. Bathroom is clean. They have paper towels in case you need them for clean up.

Plenty…

Standard review disclaimer. Seattle clubs are all about the extras. Clubs dont care. Cops dont care. Dancers dont care. So if you dont like it, turn your mf head.

Hit the club. Paid the $21…

This club is chill. I am a longtime veteran.

Clubs in Seattle are just different. Until recently you couldn't drink alcohol in a strip club. Now you can but Pandoras don't have their license yet.…

This place is slipping.
6 Dancers working. Rooms are 2x the price of their local competition. Selection of dancers is going down because they are not making any money either.

Ok so. $21 to…

I got a text from a sexy Lil Filipina Momma that was lonely. She is hit and miss at this club. Used to be a daytime regular. Then worked nights. Now she works when she…

You all knows how this goes. This review will be explicit. Seattle club don't need to worry bout Vice. Seattle don't have any police.
So you judges out there, realize this ain't Mayberry.

Stupid…

I was in the Kittens area after a Mariner Game.

Caution- This Review WIll Be Detailed
Seattle Clubs are full service clubs. Police do not bust clubs anymore. Clubs turn the other way as long as…

This is my go to place in Seattle. Rio left Kittens so not the reason s to go there.

Pandora is a old Chinese restaurant. On Lake City way. Pothole filled parking lot. Small…

I stopped in to see a longtime friend. She has been mostly absent but has been making a comeback.
$21 ,to get into the club. This include a soda.
This review will be more graphic…

This review was my xmas gift to myself.
Rolled up to Pans.
Seattle clubs ate full service clubs.
Vice does not bust the clubs and the clubs ate ok wiyh women providing extras.
Pandoras and…

To my brothers at tuscl.
Seattle Clubs and Pandoras are full service clubs.
No one gets fired for what is reported here. Cops do not care.

I heard one of my favorite big booty…