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Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Gimme that Nut

Sunday. Driving around and got that itch. Pulled in and parked. Paid the 10$ cover. Got me a Modelo. One stage running. 2 songs each. Most just took off their tops. Each one came to…

1 mo ago7

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Slow Days are Thirsty Days

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Pandora's is your typical Seattle Club. Good Hoes during the day. All pros. They know whats up. Paid my 10$ cover. Got my ID scanned. Paid my 8$ for a soda. Took a seat in…

2 mos ago2

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Yoga Instructor.

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Yoga dreams before Christmas. The hoes were busy. Not sure if it twas a tuesday of wednesday. Old Chinese Restaurant turned strip club. Shitty parking lot. $10 cover. They scan ID. No phone use in…

6 mos ago2

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Good Hoes.

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Stopped in to have some fun. Paid the cover and got me a Modelo . The place was slow. I had gotten a request to come in. $200 She is a lil Russian Yoga milf.…

9 mos ago

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Big Booty White Hoe

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Chill Sat Visit. I had a itch Club has free parking. Paid my cover. 10$ Got me a Modelo. 12$ As I was Parking I saw a Big Booty White Milf entering the club. She just arrived.…

11 mos ago3

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Legendary Visit

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Hit up my club. Good dancers here. Club charges 10$ to get in. Then you go to the bar to buy your drink. Got my coke. Gave the Bartender 10$ . She is cool. Club…

12 mos ago3

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Part 2

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

stopped by lookin to scratch a itch. I seen on insta that a long time vet was in. I thought she might be up for a round for old times sake. 2pm. Place was dead. All the…

1 yr ago5

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Double Shot with White Milfs

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Sundays are chill. Club has free parking. Paid my cover. Got me a Modelo. Chilled in the front row. Bathroom is clean. They have paper towels in case you need them for clean up. Plenty…

1 yr ago3

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Double shot lunch

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Standard review disclaimer. Seattle clubs are all about the extras. Clubs dont care. Cops dont care. Dancers dont care. So if you dont like it, turn your mf head. Hit the club. Paid the $21…

1 yr ago1

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Misogynistic Review

★★★★★★★★★★9.7/10

This club is chill. I am a longtime veteran. Clubs in Seattle are just different. Until recently you couldn't drink alcohol in a strip club. Now you can but Pandoras don't have their license yet.…

1 yr ago14

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Owners need to cut rates. Add more dancers. Tired of the same hoes

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

This place is slipping. 6 Dancers working. Rooms are 2x the price of their local competition. Selection of dancers is going down because they are not making any money either. Ok so. $21 to…

1 yr ago8

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Got A Call from a Faithful friend

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I got a text from a sexy Lil Filipina Momma that was lonely. She is hit and miss at this club. Used to be a daytime regular. Then worked nights. Now she works when she…

2 yrs ago7

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

M&M Milf Magic

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

You all knows how this goes. This review will be explicit. Seattle club don't need to worry bout Vice. Seattle don't have any police. So you judges out there, realize this ain't Mayberry. Stupid…

2 yrs ago3

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Thick Asian Ass!

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I was in the Kittens area after a Mariner Game. **Caution- This Review WIll Be Detailed** Seattle Clubs are full service clubs. Police do not bust clubs anymore. Clubs turn the other way as long as…

2 yrs ago8

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Latina PSE Duo

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

This is my go to place in Seattle. Rio left Kittens so not the reason s to go there. Pandora is a old Chinese restaurant. On Lake City way. Pothole filled parking lot. Small…

2 yrs ago11

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Double Shot Friday.

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I stopped in to see a longtime friend. She has been mostly absent but has been making a comeback. $21 ,to get into the club. This include a soda. This review will be more graphic…

2 yrs ago7

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Diamonds Forever!!!

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

This review was my xmas gift to myself. Rolled up to Pans. Seattle clubs ate full service clubs. Vice does not bust the clubs and the clubs ate ok wiyh women providing extras. Pandoras and…

2 yrs ago1

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Milf duo till completion

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

To my brothers at tuscl. Seattle Clubs and Pandoras are full service clubs. No one gets fired for what is reported here. Cops do not care. I heard one of my favorite big booty…

2 yrs ago5

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Double Shot Weekday Afternoon

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I hope I dont get in trouble for not mentioning prices considering I mentioned I spent 300-500 total on this trip. The layout is the same as mentioned in hundreds of reviews. Two stages. (Really…

2 yrs ago6

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

The Legend of Pandoras

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I needed to see the Spanish Legend. She is a 5ft spanish speaking mami that is a legend in the PNW. Pandoras and other non chain strip clubs in Seattle are places where you can…

2 yrs ago3

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Baby has cakes.

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I stopped in to check out the scene at lunchtime. Kittens is nextdoir to the Doghouse. Pub food and drinks there. Paid 11$ to get in. Big Islander girl took my money and brought me…

3 yrs ago1

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Edited for those that don't know

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

* NOTE FOR ANYONE READING* *DANCERS DO NOT GET FIRED FROM THIS CLUB FOR PROVIDING EXTRAS. IT IS A GIVEN. THIS IS SEATTLE. L. E. DOES NOT CARE. THEREFORE THID REVIEW WILL BE MORE EXPLICIT. IT…

3 yrs ago1

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

You have to believe and have.....

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

What else can be said about this club If you are a visitor from out of town that likes low music, drinking, watching wild stage shows and making it rain....go back to where you are from.…

3 yrs ago1

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Daisha is back! She was out for a surgery. I missed that phat booty. I will tone down my review because the prudes around the country don't understand the differences between their clubs and Washington Clubs.…

3 yrs ago

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Alcohol Free Martini.

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Just my usual explicit review because anyone can read previous reviews on this site and realize that in Seattle....strippers fuck. I got an itch and drove into pandoras. There were a bunch of younger dancers…

3 yrs ago2

Reviews

Gimme that Nut

Slow Days are Thirsty Days

Yoga Instructor.

Good Hoes.

Big Booty White Hoe

Legendary Visit

Part 2

Double Shot with White Milfs

Double shot lunch

Misogynistic Review

Owners need to cut rates. Add more dancers. Tired of the same hoes

Got A Call from a Faithful friend

M&M Milf Magic

Thick Asian Ass!

Latina PSE Duo

Double Shot Friday.

Diamonds Forever!!!

Milf duo till completion

Double Shot Weekday Afternoon

The Legend of Pandoras

Baby has cakes.

Edited for those that don't know

You have to believe and have.....

Daisha!

Alcohol Free Martini.

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