Reviews

I hope I dont get in trouble for not mentioning prices considering I mentioned I spent 300-500 total on this trip.
The layout is the same as mentioned in hundreds of reviews. Two stages. (Really…

I needed to see the Spanish Legend.
She is a 5ft spanish speaking mami that is a legend in the PNW.
Pandoras and other non chain strip clubs in Seattle are places where you can…

I stopped in to check out the scene at lunchtime.
Kittens is nextdoir to the Doghouse. Pub food and drinks there.

Paid 11$ to get in. Big Islander girl took my money and brought me…

• NOTE FOR ANYONE READING*
  *DANCERS DO NOT GET FIRED FROM THIS CLUB FOR PROVIDING EXTRAS. IT IS A GIVEN. THIS IS SEATTLE. L. E. DOES NOT CARE. THEREFORE THID REVIEW WILL BE MORE EXPLICIT. IT…

What else can be said about this club
If you are a visitor from out of town that likes low music, drinking, watching wild stage shows and making it rain....go back to where you are from.…

Daisha is back!
She was out for a surgery. I missed that phat booty.
I will tone down my review because the prudes around the country don't understand the differences between their clubs and Washington Clubs.…

Just my usual explicit review because anyone can read previous reviews on this site and realize that in Seattle....strippers fuck.

I got an itch and drove into pandoras.
There were a bunch of younger dancers…

PleaseNote:
Seattle strip club scene is different from other places. LE rarely if ever bust girls. Seattle has a huge police shortage.
Clubs don't several alcohol. The services in the private rooms can be full service depending…

I had to get my game on. I was looking ti get some action. I am usually a dayshift patron but hit it at night at about 9pm.
Space in the parking lot.
There were…

Bruh, bruh. Do I got something for a woman with a ASS for days.

THIS REVIEW WILL BE GRAPHIC BECAUSE CLUBS IN SEATTLE ARE FULL SERVICE. MANAGEMENT AND LAW ENFORCEMENT DONT CARE.

I…

I was out drinking with some friends. On the way home my car turned into pandoras. I popped in a Vitamin V.
There were about 15-20 cars in the lot. There is a car attendant…

I went to the Mariners Game and watched them beat the Yankees in the afternoon. Afterwards went and got some drinks with some friends. It was about 8pm and I needed some fun.

For…